I had just beaten Pokemon Diamond, and was trying to hatch a Jolly Swablu while on a date, which was something my girlfriend at the time obviously didn't like. She tried to distract my by exposing her various womanly assets to me, if you know what I mean, but I honestly couldn't care less about what she was doing, for I was assembling the perfect WiFi team for the Under Used tier. She started doing some other things that are probably too NSFW to speak about here, but none of her actions even phased me. I kept hatching and training the feathery birds in order to find out their IVs, so I didn't mind her one bit. Eventually she got angry and threw around the classic "Well I guess you don't care about me any more" argument, which I just ignored. She was just reaching the end of her metaphoric rope when I hatched an egg of a shiny Swablu. My eyes practically lit up, which most likely furthered my (now ex) girlfriend's rage. As I went to open up the summary page, she started getting angry and practically exploded with rage as she grabbed my DS Lite and threw it at the window of my two story apartment building, which it easily broke. I would have yelled at her, but I had to check on my precious handheld gaming system. Outside, I saw that it had landed in the bushes, thus sending a spark of hope through my nerves. I crossed my fingers, and luckily my DS was alright. But the game had frozen. I couldn't help but notice that the Swablu's nature was NOT jolly, not that it mattered anymore, though. I was in a pretty bad mood.
That's the best I can remember it, anyway. Sorry for all the backstory and details; it all just gushed out, y'know?
My girlfriend crashed my DS containing a shiny Swablu and broke my window simultaneously.