Thread: The Top 10 Reasons Why Lance is an Awful Person

Originally Posted by King of nidos

Ok, lance, i need to ask you a serious question

WHERE THE HELL ARE YOU GETTING THESE FULL RESTORES

you and your 6 pokemon who all have juuust enough health to survive an ice beam! WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE!

least your not koga with his damed minimize-spamming muk that knows Screech, Swagger and toxic and minimize

He probably gets them where I get them: at the Pokemon League market. I mean, it's only four rooms away.

This is awesome! it made me lol a lot and surprisingly it is all true!

Originally Posted by Keegman

He probably gets them where I get them: at the Pokemon League market. I mean, it's only four rooms away.

He probably gets a discount on them as well. Does an E4 shopper card seem feasible?

Originally Posted by Rev

He probably gets a discount on them as well. Does an E4 shopper card seem feasible?

There should be a trainer card: 50% if you're under-leveled!

The League champion, pay? How pedestrian.

no no, i'm sure there all to scared to charge you, less they get a hyper beam to the face and have their children stolen

You people are talking as if Lance hyper-beamming people in the face isn't what makes him awesome. (Not that I didn't pity that poor guy. That must have hurt like hell.)

There's really just one problem I have with Lance (okay, actually two): Why, oh why, do you have to insist on helping me fight Ariana and that grunt, Lance? Why can't you just listen when I tell you to that I want (and can) take them on alone? I wanted to fight Ariana, but you didn't just force me into a double-battle, you even beat most of her Pokémon yourself. (Unlike other people, I found him actually useful. too useful.)
And please stop making my rival be obsessed with you. He's my rival. If anything, he should be obsessed with me. And he also shouldn't stalk me in hope to meet you. Once again, he's my rival, he should stalk me because he wants to fight me, not you.

And I agree. The League Champion shouldn't have to pay for those full-restores. They should really give me that stuff for free.

Well Lance is quite annoying sometimes...funny how the champ in Sinnoh let us fight Galactic Boss Cyrus all alone in the distorted world! "I tihnk I can take a Rocket Executive and Rocket Grunt at the same time"

Lance has hacked pokemon?lol.

Lance, I'm taking you to Target or something, because capes are SO 1998.

Thanks, Seinfeld. Also, could we try for a more reputable store than Target? I cannot imagine a League Champion going for discount stores.

Originally Posted by Gligar13

1 more. In the power plant he says "we must make those electrode faint" Why doesnt he catch them? Because he has his hacked dragonite!

i caught one... xP and it was my first pokewalker buddy :D i named it TeamRocket hahaha

Originally Posted by Champion Lance

The League champion, pay? How pedestrian.

Then how do you pay for those capes you get at the Celadon department store? They don't give a crap whether your a hobo on the street or the king of the world, rule of price.

EDIT: At least you have better taste in capes than Clair.

I agree, hes a major douche

it would seem your quite outnumbered here champion lance. Lance in the game is so wack that a even a lvl 50 team that still wasn't even completely EV trained beat thats just owned. having 20 levels above your opponent and still loosing.