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    Lance is going to kick your ass for insulting his greatness.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Keegman View Post
    And I hear he's into little kids.
    I KNEW IT WAS TRUE!

    No but seriously, Lance his clothes aren't that bad... At least he has a better outfit then he had before, with that red-black suit..
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    Lol his sprite is also funny looks like he trying to pull Gold/Lyra away from his/her death or something oul've rather held that smirk as if saying 'you are so going to lose this match'

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    You guys forgot to mention his somewhat endless supply of full restores. The only time I ever defeat one of his pokemon, it's because I got a critical hit and got him straight from green to zero.

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    I was really surprised at that hyper beam. Couldn't he just punch the man?

    And perhaps the Rockets all hid when he passed.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Keegman View Post
    And I hear he's into little kids.
    I heard the same about Cynthia.Maybe they go to some of those "missions" together.

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    Quote Originally Posted by XinonHyena View Post
    I was really surprised at that hyper beam. Couldn't he just punch the man?

    And perhaps the Rockets all hid when he passed.
    If it was just a punch, it would likely be just the same as when Silver pushes you back, as there probably isn't a better way to show it.(unless they added a cutscene, which probably wouldn't work, for two reasons - one, because it does seem worth it to animate a scene that lasts probably no more that five-ten seconds, and two, this is a game they market to kids(which is somewhat funny, since I would somewhat think that parents would be loathe to spend the 130$-140$ price tag to get the game and system, but then, being what it is, it is of course directly for them, despite the money), and I'd imagine they would get complaints about such a scene, as it would be argued that it shows that punching is 'okay'. I'm sure that some are sketchy about the fact that Silver does it, even though it isn't presented as such.

    As for the rockets, why would you want to go through more of them? I can see wanting a challenge from the place, but would you really want to face 45+ Grunts of any team to get to the end? Probably not. Sure, its great experience, but it would also be overkill too.

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    Well I'm surprised Lance didn't find Lyra to be attractive

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    I'm going to jump out of the first person now, since it would be weird. Ahem.

    I presume one reason that Lance didn't find Kotone to be attractive might just possibly be that she's a little kid. y'know, just a thought.

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    Default Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why Lance is an Awful Person

    That's not what I heard from Keegman...lol jk SIlver probably likes her anyways

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sombra29 View Post
    I heard the same about Cynthia.Maybe they go to some of those "missions" together.
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    But srsly ... The three Dragonites did suck ... but they met their end at the hands of my Swampert's Blizzard in Hail ... Yes Swampert not Feralgatr ...

    I mean come on Lance ... you're the Champion ... Surely you could have used a Non Kanto-Johto Dragon type ... who would have stopped you?

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    jeez people, Chill out. hes a League Champion, he never did anything wrong. all the things he did were completely neccesary for the mission at hand(as well as being respectful to expensive things not neccesarily made for team rocket). his team when you rematch him is alot tougher than usual(only other person i can think of thats stronger than Lance is red, and he's at Mount Silver) AND has a Salamence and Garchomp, major pokemon in any case. and his wardrobe is alot better than Clair's.


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    Quote Originally Posted by pikachu200 View Post
    That's not what I heard from Keegman...lol jk SIlver probably likes her anyways
    Yes, a hooligan like him *would* like her.
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    This thread causes light hilarity.

    It's just funny, whether in truth or jest. xD

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