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    Completely original. I edited out some of the swears I originally had in my rant. Basically, five minutes of rage after the Mahogany Rocket HQ converted into words.

    10) He clearly cheats. His Dragonite in Mahogany Town is level 40, even though Dragonair evolves at level 55.

    9) He used Hyper Beam on an unarmed, un-Pokemon-using shopkeeper in order to bully him. Hyper Beam is an energy beam that deals 150 damage before modifiers take effect. He's lucky the shopkeeper didn't die.

    8) He refuses, on the other hand, to use Hyper Beam on inanimate, nonsentient metal doors which are password-locked, instead running around a three-floor base to collect said passwords.

    7) Furthermore, while inside said base, he doesn't actually attack anyone. He just kind of runs around and battles only four people, two of whom he battles with the player in a double battle.

    6) His battle techniques are a piece of shit. He simply spams Fly.

    5) By spamming Fly, he forces the enemy Pokemon (BOTH of them) to attack the player's Pokemon every other turn.

    4) He even spams Fly when his Dragonite is paralyzed, resulting in a 50% chance that he left the player's pokemon open for damage for no reason, as the paralysis forces Fly to fail.

    3) He meets Silver, the Player's Rival, and dominates him, even though he doesn't affect the events in Mahogany at all; on the flip side, he can't even handle taking on a Rocket Executive for the Player.

    2) He dresses like a douchebag, like a f***ing bat. For a Dragon Master, he could take a few lessons in style from Claire.

    1) Finally, he uses three (count them, THREE) Dragonites during the Player's Championship battle with him; they're all hacked (levels 49, 49, and 50); and they all have the same moveset, excluding one move. None of these different moves even receive a STAB bonus.

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    Default Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why Lance is an Awful Person

    yea, i got chewed out for ranting as well
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    Blog please.

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    Default Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why Lance is an Awful Person

    Quote Originally Posted by Gooblah View Post
    10) He clearly cheats. His Dragonite in Mahogany Town is level 40, even though Dragonair evolves at level 55.
    After accusing Ariana of cheating for attempting to initiate a double battle, even though she did it like EVERY OTHER DOUBLE BATTLE IN THE GAME that you don't have a partner for.

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    Default Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why Lance is an Awful Person

    This thread really made my day, lol xD
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    this made me lol
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    Default Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why Lance is an Awful Person

    Quote Originally Posted by Gooblah View Post
    2) He dresses like a douchebag, like a f***ing bat. For a Dragon Master, he could take a few lessons in style from Claire.

    i think Lance is much better dressed than Clair... (wtf is with those weird boots?! and that odd suit could be much sexier...)

    but otherwise i agree completely

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    Default Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why Lance is an Awful Person

    I can concur with the rest other then the dressing, the cape and all makes him look really cool (it works with the red hair)

    Also, to be fair, do you REALLY want him to have 3 dragonites at levels HIGHER then 55 when you FIRST take him on at the Elite 4? I can assure you that will cause most runs that begin at around 42 to 45 to fail.

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    Default Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why Lance is an Awful Person

    I lol'd. Although half of them are good reasons.

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    Default Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why Lance is an Awful Person

    Yes...Lance is a bad bad man. Then again, Clair's just a brat.

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    Default Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why Lance is an Awful Person

    I er...really like Lance. I think he's cool.

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    Default Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why Lance is an Awful Person

    9) He used Hyper Beam on an unarmed, un-Pokemon-using shopkeeper in order to bully him. Hyper Beam is an energy beam that deals 150 damage before modifiers take effect. He's lucky the shopkeeper didn't die.

    8) He refuses, on the other hand, to use Hyper Beam on inanimate, nonsentient metal doors which are password-locked, instead running around a three-floor base to collect said passwords
    Hey, you know how expensive metal doors are to replace >=[

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    I'm just shocked, shocked, that after all the brouhaha, he just leaves that warped, broken metal tree-tenna standing there next to the house. I mean, come on, Lance—followthrough is important. Clean up after your jobs.
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    Default Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why Lance is an Awful Person

    1 more. In the power plant he says "we must make those electrode faint" Why doesnt he catch them? Because he has his hacked dragonite!
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    Default Re: The Top 10 Reasons Why Lance is an Awful Person

    Maybe the Electrodes had already been caught by Team Rocket? *shrug*

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