Thread: Stupidest nickname you ever gave to a Pokemon

Pokemon-Game-Nickname (Explanation)

Leavanny-White 2-Silkcow (It shoots silk and kept using String Shot ELEVEN times in a row while I was trying to catch it as a Sewaddle.)
Ferrothorn-White-Phluphphee (Who wouldn't think Ferrothorn's fluffy?)
Sawk-Black-Carly (Female name on male.)
Throh-White-Molly (Female name on male.)
Claydol-White 2-Topless (It's a top.)
Bouffalant-White 2-Pedro (The afro made that reference irresistable!)
Absol-Emerald-Horny Girl (I was eight and didn't know what it meant.)
Infernape-Platinum-FieryWeave (Gurl, hold his weave!)
Roserade-Platinum-Guthry (What the heck was I thinking? Was I half-asleep?)
Heracross-HeartGold-Sapsucker (Well it sucks sap....)
Lanturn-HeartGold-Nightlight (Caught it at night.)
Spinda-Ruby-DizzyDrunk (I was old enough to know about alcohol.)

The rest are all too inappropriate to put here, except my favorite one of all-
Miltank-HeartGold-WHITNEEEY! (EVERYONE knows what I'm referring to.)

I named the Muskedeers after the Musketeers. Yeah, lame... Athos for Cobalion, Porthos for Terrakion, and Aramis for Virizion.

So creative.

Leaf green: Bubbles the Gyrados
Emerald: Icecube the Regice
Diamond: Time King the Dialga
Platinum: 2pac the Staraptor
Black: Swagmander the Scrafty
Black 2: Dogg the Arcanine

The Gyarados in my current Yellow file is named S because I accidentally hit start instead of select and that finalized the name, so... I kept it. Don't even remember what I was going to name it. But yeah. Just an S.

I named a kakuna Pikachu once.

Well you see, I had a Ludicolo named Seedy, and it was one of the first pokemon that I caught.

But I didn't have Shiftry yet. So when I finally obtained a Seedot, what did I name it? Ydees, because I thought it was clever. Ugh....

I named my Oshawott "MARRO" by accident instead of "Marro" like I intended, so I cringed all the way to Castelia City. At least it wasn't as bad as "Feza", my Pidove (currently a Tranquil), which I eventually renamed Phoebe. I seem to have trouble coming up with nicknames on the spot.

Rampardos - GOIN HARD

Ludicolo - Dansah!

Beartic - Jeff :|

My Altaria is Fluffy.

Well on Black 2 I did a theme for a while where I named my Pokèmon after the actors playing the Doctor of Doctor Who (William the Growlithe, Sylvester the Riolu etc)...of course that ran out after I got 11 male Pokèmon so the rest got random human names that didn't really suit half of them at all.

Olga the Emolga
Susan the Scraggy (Totally looks like a Susan)
John the Audino
Cleopatra the Nosepass
Sarah-Jane the Sandshrew
Blimp the Driftblim (because its a blimp Pokèmon!)
Zonny the Virizion

I also did a random givaway a while ago and asked for a female Lilipup named Charles. I now have three female Lilipups named Charles on that game...

Legendaries are fun to name though!

Gigi the Giraina
Tempus the Dialga
Piko the Palkia
Sparkles the Arceus
Zexy the Zekrom
???? the Kyurem
Willy the Cobalion

DX the Snivy
Silly Name the Zorua
z the Zorua (I was probably going to give him a longer name...)
Cake the Chikorita (I have no idea)
Florenze the Maractus (named for YGO abridged. Its a boy yes)
Bush the Pansage
Illidan the Meowth (you are not prepared to face my epic level 16 Meowth!)
Drillo the Sandile (I don't even know why...)
Bimbo the Bulbasaur
Brusflaske the Torchic (Norwegian for soda bottle)

My brother, in FireRed, named his Spearow "AAAAAAA" once. And he named his Magikarp (that he actually got from the salesman XD) "STUPID".

But I never nickname Pokemon.

I did try to name a Kakuna on Black Penis once. It didn't work, but it accepted My Penis. That amused me greatly.

I was really lazy when it came to nick-naming my Pokémon as an eight-year old kid playing Ruby. I would just put random letters. The worst, just because it was nonsensical, was my Blaziken, named Carpenwhne. I didn't know there was a name rater so I just traded it 'cause I hated the named (although the trade was for a Latios).

On Emerald I have a Plusle named "Mas" and a Minun named "Menos". I think I had been watching Teen Titans at the time. I'm also the proud owner of Herp Derp, the Bidoof.

I named a Poliwag 'FUKNSHITE' on Blue, to trade to a school friend's Yellow, back when Generation I were the only Pokémon games. I must've been trying to be cool by swearing or something. That poor Poliwag. Poliwag, if you're still out there, I'm sorry I gave you a terrible name.