Thread: Stupidest nickname you ever gave to a Pokemon

I nicknamed my Kingler "Mr. Krabs."
Then I realized Mr. Krabs was a girl.

I caught a wobuffet and named it ALLUCANEAT o_o

I named my Giratina Flappy-Ki.

And my Azumarill KillBill. I don't think it ever won a battle.

Nicknamed a Gastly Ripper once, when I was really young. Gastly can't rip!

Most of nicks I give my Pokemon are either funny or insults to them.
I named my very first starter ever, Cyndaquil Kenjac which translated to english would be donkey (simmilar to ass actually.)
Named my Ditto Lady Gaga,Reshiram Porn Star and Dialga Poser. I also have a tendency of naming hard-to-catch stuff Idiot, Moron, Verydumb etc.

Named a foongus cocaine, because it's, you know, a mushroom and they are asscosiated with drugs :p

I named a Rattata "Mousey". My sister's friend forced me to catch it and name it. I released it shortly after she left.

Oh god... during my R/S/E days, I gave over 3/4s of my pokemon the stupidest names ever, on purpose. I can't remember all of them but here are a couple
Lunatone: I LUV FORK
Sandshrew: Lanterney
Dodrio: 1,2,3
Octillery: AAAAAAAA
Gulpin: Fat Ass
There are more, I just can't remember most of them

At one point I've had:

• An Oddish named "GASSY"
• A Shroomish, also named "GASSY"
• A Pikachu named "SOCKS"
• A Swampert named "AQUAKING"
• A Ralts named "Feeler"

I don't know what I was thinking at the time.

In my playthrough of Diamond, I have a Luxray named Simba, and a Staraptor named Nugget.

I named my Unown, "P".
Shortly after, I noticed it was actually an F Unown.

Gurderr - tinycawk

Machoke - n'hischckn (as in Machoke-ing his chicken)

Zekrom - JoeyWheelr ... My sister made me do it ... said something about Yu-Gi-Oh ... i don't really care

Chansey - Bait

Mewtwo - Snuggles

Garbador - God No

Trubbish - Yes

Onix (female) - It'sagirl?

Bibarel - The Bitch

Arceus - Haruhi (Suzumiya)

Trubbish: PU!
And every Pokemon that I had a difficulty to catch hard2catch.

Scolipede was named Fattypede.

I have no idea what the hell I was thinking when I came up with that name.

Gawd, how many times have I caught a Rattata and named him Mouser? Oh, and let's not forget Fxxker the Chatot(COULDN'T CATCH HIM?!), McCopy the Ditto(It's true, though), Flareth the soon-to-be Flareon(I'm narssicistuc, sue me), Munna the Drowzee(It was before BW came out, come on!), and Lurkolem the Golurk(Wow, rearrange the etymology? You sly lil' twerp).