Alomomola is the most useless pokemon. It doesn't have the novelty useless status that Luvdisc does, because... Luvdisc was there first and we all secretly hate Alomomola just a little more than we hate Luvdisc.
And its stats make absolutely no sense. It looks like it was designed to do something, but it doesn't appear to be doing a good job of doing it, or even showing us what that job is supposed to be. MAYBE if it was supposed to be a counter to pokemon with draining moves, it could have a gigantic health stat and have Liquid Ooze, or even an ability that is Liquid Oozex2, but it just doesn't.