Brock going "Ah! It itches!" and such... I was concerned. I guess that's what happens when you spend all day sitting on hard rocks.
I haven't talked to a pokemon yet who wasn't worried about what was going on on the other side of the fence. At least my pokemon aren't a bunch of pervs. I should be thankful.
I should probably be wary of the foot-fetish pokemon that keep poking my feet. One day I'm gonna wake up strapped to a bed with my Ampharos painting my toenails.
Sometimes my pokemon like to stare intently at my face.
I'm not entirely sure what the Bug Catcher just south of Pewter says before you fight him, but I went to talk (thinking he was one that said something about shorts and itchy grass) and he said "They'll really sting when you take a bath." Um, what?
The guy with the shorts comment is east of Vermillion, but he only says it in the in-battle post-battle dialogue, so I don't know what exactly he says.
There's a sign near the back of the National Park that says, "No ball playing allowed other than Poke Balls."
I don't think that one's too hard to figure out.
not really an innuendo (i think), but there was a female swimmer south of olivine city saying she really loves to put on swimsuits. Is she trying to seduce me or something?
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I lol'd at all of these. I think a swimmer in DPPT said something like "boys like to look at my swimsuit" or something like that. Not really an innuendo, but one time in HGSS my Meganium was poking my bag. A message appeared saying "Scold it?" I chose no, what would have happened if I chose yes? I was worried about losing happiness.
I was breeding my Pokémon, riding my bike up and down Goldenrod and Route 34, when, suddenly, practically every action I took (talk to the Day-Care Man, get on my bike, get off my bike, pick up my Pokémon) Juggler Irwin would attempt to contact me. Finally, I picked up my phone and he commented on how my past exploits "made me shiver."
He is a bisexual stalker. Do not make friends with him, for your own sanity's sake.
lucario's a furry. espeon is basically a cat-thing. way to take the affectionate behaviors of a cat as sexual innuendo.
hey, i get it, it's fun to find "secret naughtiness" in a work, but at a certain point you're just being ridiculous. and that point is when you're looking at your fictional version of an cat nuzzling you and thinking "hehehe what a saucy minx you are"
Pikachu --> Peak At You
Tentacruel --> Pokémon similar in appearance to a tentacle monster, you know, THOSE tentacle monsters.
Btw: last I checked, hikers do not look ten. please get your eyes fixed. I suck at guessing ages by appearance, but thinking the hikers to be 10? wow... just... wow.
"kakuna sounds like 'cock you now'! and OCTILLERY! heh! so pervy lulz"
doesn't make a whole lot of sense, no?
the poster in question claimed the npc was a camper. campers are young boys. if the npc is indeed a hiker then it's not though any fault of my own that this mistake was madeBtw: last I checked, hikers do not look ten. please get your eyes fixed. I suck at guessing ages by appearance, but thinking the hikers to be 10? wow... just... wow.
Also, Pokémon are just a teensy bit more intelligent than animals, and most Psychic-types are insanely intelligent, so saying things based off their real-world counterparts is like comparing Oran Berries and Oranges. Not exactly the same thing.
Also, as said in the Canalave Library of Sinnoh, Pokémon and humans used to marry in olden times, so your 'mon's reactions might not be as innocent as you think...
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