Thread: Best lines ever

"They call me the echo man! battle me yahoo!" Hiker outside Mt. Coronet

Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!

"PLASMAAAAA!!"

Originally Posted by Typhlosionisafirebadger

*makes note to self to beat this gang with Jumpluff or some other cute poke*

Bidoof...obtain a Bidoof just for them :P

Originally Posted by metalamor

Originally Posted by Typhlosionisafirebadger

*makes note to self to beat this gang with Jumpluff or some other cute poke*

Bidoof...obtain a Bidoof just for them :P

omg...this is why i need to do a trade or something with the games I have

i got bidoof, quagsire

BEWARE THE BLACK BIDOOF GANG!

BEWARE THE BLACK QUAGSIRE GANG!

What? No "I like feisty kids like you!!"? (Sailor, S.S. Anne, Gen I)

Not to mention the two gentlemen (I think in D/P, Pokemart in Veilstone) who comment, "What? Two men standing side by side? What's wrong with that?" or so. AND they give you a Sticky Barb. Loved it.

A random hiker once said to me "I went into a cave and a Zubat bit me back" or something like that. But I DO remember him clearly saying A ZUBAT BIT ME BACK. My first thoughts went for Ozzy Osbourne.

"Oh, hey, you got that BIKE from RYDEL! Oh, it's glaringly obvious. It says right on your bike... RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL RYDEL..." - from RSE.

"I'm appalled! They refused entry to my Pokemon! Oh, my poor Gyarados and Steelix! This is discrimination!" - from DPPt.

Also from DPPt., "My dad gave me this Pokemon out of his love so I could go on a journey." and the kid sends out a Magikarp.

"Don't ever be satisfied" -Roxie. I think my mind is too dirty for my own good.

"You ride and Samurott is ridden" -Ranger in Humilau Pokemon Center.

"That's why I love big things so much" -Lass in Accumula Town in B2W2.

"It feels like those vibrations give you energy. I just love that feeling" -Mom on Xtransreceiver. TMI Mom.

'The mysteries of evolution... Can that dandy Prof. Rowan unravel them?'

Combined with Birch, I can't help but want to see a sitcom starring those two.

I don't know if this applies to side games, but my favorite quotes come from the first Ranger.

"We have to consider our options. And no, I don't mean fooling around with some text settings!" -Prof. Hastings

"But you know what, I would have come even if I wasn't assigned. Ehehe..." -Lunick

I'm certain I didn't get them word for word, but you get the point. The Ranger games have some pretty funny lines if you actually read them. Unfortunately, for me, that usually comes the second play time around. =~= EVERY TIME! When I saw Hastings', I loled for a good while. And Lunick's was so Rangershipping, I was just like, "wait, what?" XD

When calling Curtis, he sometimes asks about things after a certain amount of calls. Then there's...

"How do I... How do I look in this cap?"

Pretty nice, I say.

Let's face the fandom fact.

The single greatest (and I use that term loooooooooooooooooooooooosely) is Joey's famous Rattata line. That line is so well known, the other day waiting in McDonald's drivethru the car in front of me had a bumper sticker that read "It's like my Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattata" with a sticker of a Rattata. That's power you can't deny.

"The Unova region sure it pretty, isn't it? But it's not the only thing that's pretty around here. I wish the whole world could go slower. This Ferris wheel... Time..."

Yes, I know you're in love with me Curtis, and I enjoy going on dates with you on the Ferris Wheel XDD

"Just don't call me maybe." Swanna, PMD Gates To Infinity.