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    "The girl Tubers, they're cute, hey?
    To battle against a cute Tuber...
    Whoop, it drives me wild!"

    The only girl Tubers are little kids, you pedophile :P

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    "Hey you! You're gonna lose and cry!" -Preschooler in Pinwheel Forest.

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    "Your pokemon look strong. I have to ask you for an engagement!"

    A female cooltrainer says this in R/S just east of the entrance to the ash-covered route. She even says this if you're the female player!

    Years later, I figured out she meant "engage you in a battle" not "get married"
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    "Push yourself, [pokemon nickname]! Harder!"

    I imagine this would be hilarious for the people who name their Metapods "Penis" and so on.

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    "Hey! You're not wearing shorts! What is wrong with you!?" - Random youngster
    "The Pokemon here are so chunky! There should be a pink one with a floral pattern!" - Prophetic lass in Rock Tunnel
    "Smell ya later." - Gary/Blue
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    "I am the head of a secret outfit, do not tell anyone"

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    Remebere me if you need to forget a move
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    The juggler.

    'Oops! Dropped my balls!'

    11 year old me missed the pun. 20 year old me tipped my hat to the localisation dept for such a - ahem - ballsy joke. And who doesn't love the immortal:

    'I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!'

    Uh, yeah. Great for you, kid, Great for you. Imma just move along now...
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    ''GORGE your eyes on this, it's a SILK SCARF!''

    Random dude who gives you the Silk Scarf in R/S/E.

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    "Suspicious men are in the cave. What about you?" - Guy in Mt. Moon

    "Just a souvenir shop
    Nothing suspicious about it
    No need to be alarmed"
    -Sign outside the Mahogany Town shop

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    Quote Originally Posted by Serperior View Post
    ''GORGE your eyes on this, it's a SILK SCARF!''

    Random dude who gives you the Silk Scarf in R/S/E.
    yo that silk scarf must be like smooth as hell, I bet the trainer looked and was like 0_o no wonder pokemon love these things
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    Hugh's "feel my rage" catchphrase and pretty much every line you can get in the Nimbasa Ferris wheel. Also, that "Did you touch me" Lass on Route 3, simply because she stops you as you walk by, walks right up to you, and THEN asks you if you touched her.
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    Mayhaps not the best ever, but I found this quote today in Nacrene City and it made laugh pretty damn much:
    Do you like the sound of accordions?
    Also in Nacrene fought the npc girl which I traded my petitlil when I was beginning the game, and now she evolved and trained it to lvl.65. Woot@!

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    "Plasbad!"

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    Gen 1 Juggler in Fuchsia City Gym: "Dropped my balls!"
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