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    "I'll let you have this secret pokemon - a MAGIKARP - for just 500!"

    ...and the fact someone actually bought it.

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    ''Plasmaaaaa!''

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    Name's Charles....I'm a heartbreaker

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    "Oh no, I dropped the Lift Key!"

    ...c'mon Grunt, just pick it up.

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    "Truly marvelous. And also a bridge!" - Marvelous Bridge sign

    "This is bad! Badbadbadbadbadbadbadbad! Bad for Team Plasma! Or Plasbad for short!" - Grunt in BW

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    "Eek! Did you touch me?"

    Yes, yes I did touch you. :D
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    A maid: "I have low self-esteem, so I always say what people tell me". WTF??

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    Quote Originally Posted by Typhlosionisafirebadger View Post
    Name's Charles....I'm a heartbreaker
    This one always makes me giggle haha. It just makes so little sense! And I find the name Charles funny as well.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Dark Blueberry View Post
    "I'll let you have this secret pokemon - a MAGIKARP - for just 500!"

    ...and the fact someone actually bought it.
    Yeah, people like my poor hubby...! XD

    That one roughneck in B2 who says that his shining head is the proof of his fighting spirit. When I read that I cracked up. Dude seriously, your shining head just means that you are bald.

    Then there's the Nursery Aide in Pinwheel Forest who says: "Listen to the voice of my heart...SIT DOWN and SHUT UP!" There was a good five minutes of laughter after I read that.

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    Who could forget...

    "I'm about to unleash my rage!"-Hugh

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    Quote Originally Posted by chella182 View Post
    Quote Originally Posted by Typhlosionisafirebadger View Post
    Name's Charles....I'm a heartbreaker
    This one always makes me giggle haha. It just makes so little sense! And I find the name Charles funny as well.
    charles is a breakout star of the game

    "I'm on a journey for a man!"-backpacking woman

    that's mad desperate

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    A NPC in Castelia-Skyarrow Bridge gate: "I walked so far! My legs are sore! ...Um, you don't have to look." Hilbert is such a pervert, eh?


    And Darumaka's White dex entry. "Darumaka's droppings are hot, so people used to put them in their clothes to keep themselves warm". Gross.

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    "Hyuck-hyuck-hyuck! You're challenging me to a battle? Hah! You're nuts, but you have guts! I like that!"
    "Hyuck-hyuck-hyuck! You're good!"

    The Hyuck Grunt from the Mahogany Town hideout has always been my favorite grunt since the day I first challenged him in GSC :P

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    "Hello, Cheren. Say, what happened to your glasses?"

    Probably gave them to Bianca.
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    "For your insolence, you will feel a world of pain!" -Giovanni

    Ow.

    "All I want... I just want to expand the land mass..." -Maxie

    ...

    "See how beautiful it is, the sleeping form of the ancient Pokémon Kyogre!" -Archie

    Is it Shiny?

    "My aim is to rid our world of the vague and incomplete thing we call spirit." -Cyrus

    ...

    "That's an ugly formula! It won't work!" -N

    But I took a Science class! D:

    "The theme of my research is: "Bringing out the power of Pokémon." -Colress

    What have you got so far?

    "My plans have not been disturbed! In order to rule this world utterly, in order to manipulate the hearts of people who know nothing, I will have N be the king of Team Plasma. But, for that to work, you-- since you know the truth-- You must be eliminated!" -Ghetsis

    I'm not stupid! D:

    "Could a had a V8."

    I swear I really want to do the "V8 slap" and say this to every person in the Pokemon World, and some Legendary Pokemon.


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