Thread: Best lines ever

What are the best lines Pokemon NPCs have ever said?

"Don't move... Just like that..." On the Ferris Wheel in Nimbasa City, this got slightly awkward.

"Then I, Wattson, shall electrify you!" This sounds... wrong...

"No, I can't let you have a watering can, it's too dangerous..." Wuut?

"Hose her down with water and then go for it!" Umm... Good thing that he specified to use water...?

"Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!" A classic.

Of course, there are bazillions of quotes that could be taken... the wrong way...

''It's like my Rattata is in the top percentage of Rattatas.''- Joey.

''There are bad ways to win-- and good ways to lose. What's interesting and troubling is that it's not always clear which is which. A flipped coin doesn't always land heads or tails. Sometimes it may never land at all...''- Grimsley

"Strong Pokémon. Weak Pokémon. That is only the selfish perception of people. Truly skilled Trainers should try to win with the Pokémon they love best. I like your style. You understand what's important. Go on—the Champion is waiting."- Karen

THIS IS WHY I LOVE COLRESS:

"Oh, it's you again! If it's not an inconvenience, may I have a look at your Pokémon?"
-pick no-
"Are you sure? But this is for science."
I DIED.

Also, "My name's Eusine. I'm on the tail of a Pokémon named Suicune. And you are...? <player>? Glad to meet you! I heard rumors that Suicune is in this Burned Tower, so I came to look. But where exactly could it be?" Eusine is still my favorite Pokémon character to this day. His civilized manner of speech yet childish motivation is what makes him so great.

Annnnd finally, the line that will always make me squee like a fangirl:
"Mr. Darach...His feelings for Lady Caitlin are all bottled up...Oh, how I pine for him..."

There's actually a Hiker who has the dialogue which is the lyrics to a song "Hit Me With Your Best Shot" and then when you defeat him he says "Fire Away!" Not reaaally memorable but it's a cool connection.

"If I'm wearing a bikini... where do I put my Pokeballs? Teehee... womans secret!"

"I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!"

Colress: "Well now! Give me but a moment of your time!"

...of course!! I've got all the time for ya XDD

I'm really a fan of N's lines. I think a couple of the best ones are "I learned that this is the formula for changing the world. Accepting different ideas... I want to see if you a trainer whose heart is strong enough to do that." and "It's not necessary... Separating the black from white and humans from Pokémon! If you think in terms of each individual life, this world was in a state that couldn't be divided any further. Possibilities are born out of combining and fusing these different lives! There are some things we can understand only by doing this. It will give form to unseen things. These formulas will restructure the world and make it richer!"'

Of course, there's always his Ferris Wheel line in B2W2: "You! Ride this Ferris wheel with me!" xD

The Ferris Wheel convos... Especially that male Ace Trainer who apparently hates heights...

Also, when a Plasma Grunt called Marlon "Smiley Swimtrunks" or something along those lines. XD

"Are Volkner and Flint really good friends? I've heard all they ever do is argue and bicker." - NPC in Plat. Because I'm a proud Ignitionshipper.

Flint: Hmm...
Volkner: What's wrong? You're looking serious for a change.
Flint: It's this place. You know how drab the League is? Don't you think the place should be more, you know, festive? With more decorations, awards, and things like that?
Volkner: Don't start! That will make my Gym stand out less.
- Conversation at the Battleground. There's something adorable in this conversation; Volky notices Flint's mood and plus it's funny.

And then there's a quote that I can't find, but it was about Cynthia in a bikini for all the yuri fans out there. Some girl in Undella town (BW).

And then N in BW. "Is that even possible? Two heroes living at the same time— one that pursues truth and one that pursues ideals. Could… Could they both be right? I don't know." Because he's on to something.

"Ferris wheels sure are great. But that can't be proved with numbers. It's the incompleteness theorem..."

I don't know why this line cracks me up. Maybe because it's so very N, or maybe because it makes like no sense.

Old Man: Heheh! This GYM is great! It's full of women!

"HA! You better have Burn Heal!" -Blaine

"In return, we'll refrain from causing massive damage to your assistant."

"I'll use my trusty frying pan as a drying pan." (not from the games but you know it's awesome)

"They're still warm" -that guy who gives you running shoes in HGSS I forgot his name but he had one and I think it's the Guide Gent but I'm not sure

"Pika pika" -Pikachu