What are the best lines Pokemon NPCs have ever said?
"Don't move... Just like that..." On the Ferris Wheel in Nimbasa City, this got slightly awkward.
"Then I, Wattson, shall electrify you!" This sounds... wrong...
"No, I can't let you have a watering can, it's too dangerous..." Wuut?
"Hose her down with water and then go for it!" Umm... Good thing that he specified to use water...?
"Hi! I like shorts! They're comfy and easy to wear!" A classic.
Of course, there are bazillions of quotes that could be taken... the wrong way...