Thread: What would they taste like? Slowpoke Tails, Lava Cookies, RageCandyBars...?

I mean, really - what WOULD they taste like?

And if you remember other food items in the games, you are free to post.


Slowpoke Tails - chewy, like squid maybe?

Lava Cookies - Crunchy cookies that taste like... rocks

RageCandyBars - ... chocolate?

slowpoke tails-like chicken but a bit more juicy

lava cookies-your average cracker made partially from harden lava

ragecandybars-sweet,spicy chocolate that cause u to get angry after eating it!

moomoo milk-sweeter than your milk from the mart down the street

Lava cookies would taste like a rice cracker, because that's literally what they are. (JP: Fuen Rice Cracker)

While Casteliacones look like they'd taste like soft serve ice-cream, part of me suspects they aren't suitable for vegetarians...

Old Gateau is purple, so I'd expect it would taste like a grape or blackberry flavoured yōkan.

I think Slowpoketail tastes as meat, but something very gourmet (wagyu-like for example).

Rage Candy Bars sound me as a portable diabetes punch. With a spicy berry-based core.

Old Gateau... for some reason I think it tastes as quince candy.

Casteliacone is like a plain vanilla ice cream.

And Lava Cookies are sweet, but very hard.

That's what I think.

DON'T EAT SLOWPOKE'S TAIL!!! OR PETA WILL PUT YOU IN THEIR WANTED LIST

I think Lava Cookies would taste like a type of cookie i had a few months back. Soft cookie outside , thin layer of melted chocolate on the inside.

Slowpoke Tails: Has the texture of squid, but much more flavorful.

Lava Cookies: Rock-hard exterior, but soft, gooey interior filled with a lava-like substance. Always warm.

RageCandyBars: Sort of like an energy bar. Layered wafers, maybe? With the healing substance/chocolate sandwiched between?

Moomoo Milk: Slightly creamier than regular milk, and with a hint of sweetness, like what you would get if you put a bit of honey in it.

Casteliacone: I can't imagine this as anything other than plain soft-serve.

Now someone find me a pokémon food blog.

Slowpoke Tails:I remember it mentioned that it had sweet syrup coming from the tip, so I've imagined a slowpoke tail with the texture and taste of scallops oozing with maple syrup XD
Lava cookies: Burnt to the black cookies
RageCandy Bars: Crunch bars for some reason and the sugar crash makes you rage
Moomoo Milk: Rich and creamy, like half&half
Casteliacone: would probably taste like a jewel bar, which is best described as soda flavored sherbet or similar(it's korean, go look it up) but in softserve form.
Old Gateau: I imagine it as one of those Japanese red bean gelatins, but purple.

Slowpoke Tail - Sushi
Lava Cookies - Mint
RageCandyBar - Energy Bar.

Slowpoke Tails- I think they taste sweet and you suck on them like lollipops like isn't that what shellder do?
Lava Cookies- I dunno, slightly burnt chocolate chip cookies?
RageCandyBar- I honestly have no idea, probably just a regular candy bar

Slowpoke Tails = The texture is all spongy on the inside and it has a really thin layer on the outside that you can suck.
Lava Cookie = Probably a cookie with chilli and chocolate in it that's just come out the oven. :)
Rage Candy Bar =

Slowpoke Tail: Fat and disgusting.

Lava Cookies: Delicious and light.

RageCandyBar: Will break your teeth upon attempting a bite.

Casteliacone: Normal ice-cream.

MooMoo Milk: Normal milk.

Old Gateau: Texture of jelly, and very bland taste.

I'm pretty sure the Rare Candy's taste has been mentioned in an interview, and Pokéblocks and Poffins have their descriptions in the games.

I always imagined Poffins to be rather hard and unappetising to humans, like berry-flavoured pet food.

Slowpoke Tails -Apparently Slowpoke Tails taste very sweet and syrupy and very nutritious.
Lava Cookies - Crunchy and hard cracker or cookie with gooey, warm and lava like substance on the inside.
RageCandyBars - Probably like regualr chocolate bars. For some reason I picture them having nuts in them. Cause that way you could "rage" if they hurt your teeth too much.
MooMoo Milk- A very sweet tasting milk sweeter than normal milk that's more creamier.
Old Gateau: A grape-flavored yōkan since the Japanese name is Forest Yōkan
Casteliacone: Likely tastes like a regular vanilla flavored ice cream.

SlowpokeTail - octopus
Lava Cookies - fresh cookies at 3.000 C temperature (measure your Farenheit for yourselves!)
RageCandyBars - Chocolate (with Rage Powder on it, causing you to go all BOOM afterwards...)
CasteliaCone - Super sweet Ice-cream
Old Gateau - a cheesecake with mold on it...