Insane Pokémon Fact Entries
There are plenty of absurd Pokemon fact files in the games, anime, and TCG, I'm pretty sure.
For example, this is an Pokedex entry for Machamp (from FireRed, though I believe I've seen it somewhere else before):
"Its four ruggedly developed arms can launch a flurry of 1,000 punches in just two seconds." Take a moment to think over this one. Try throwing a punch. Sure, Machamp may have four arms, but two seconds? Nahhhhhh. I mean, it's insane, that's an exaggeration larger than Prima/Lorelei's you-know-whats.
Does anyone else have any similarly outrageous Dex(or fact file things) entries to share? I'm pretty sure there are a lot more of those out there. Try to point out Poké "facts," ones that would be approved by the Poke professors, not mere bragging by some character in the anime about his or her Monster.
And by an outrageous fact, I don't mean, for example: "[Magmar is] Found near the mouth of a volcano. This fire-breather's body temperature is nearly 2,200 degrees Fahrenheit," because that is somewhat plausible in the Poke world. After all, Pokémon are "strange, mysterious creatures of the planet." As strange as they are though, I'm sure none should be able to throw 1000 punches in 2 secs.