Errr... that's hard... uh... um...
Have to say Team Rocket. The original evil team is the best evil team (although the idea of Team Galatic is tempting too).
Let's see, there's Rocket, Magma, Aqua, and Galactic...does Snagem, from Pokémon Coliseum, count as one of our choices? And isn't there something called Go-Rock Squad and Cipher or something?
I'd probably join Team Galactic. I don't care much for my looks, so sacrificing my hair to an aqua bowl cut (a wig, perhaps?) and walking around in a jumpsuit wouldn't matter much at all to me. I see eye-to-eye with Cyrus on some things. Plus, running around the HQ via warp panels would be awesome. Sure, the Pokémon the grunts have ain't that great, but just being around those people would be great fun. I mean, come on, the subordinates were epic in the games. "Cosmic energy for the win!", "You can't comprehend the plans of Team Galactic! Not that they tell a grunt like me either but STILL!", "This brat's tough! Like, really really tough! Tougher than I can put into words, and I know a lot of words!" Aah, I could go on, but...
Team Rocket never really interested me. Okay. It's a crime gang. Who, in the anime, wanted to take ova teh world. Sure, they had grand technology and a few great accomplishments (creating Mewtwo and taking over the Silph Co. building, for the most part), but other then that...I don't know. They weren't anything new to me.
Team Magma and Aqua...sure, they had the coolest uniforms, but honest-to-god, I don't think I will ever find anyone more dim-witted and delusional than them. Flooding the planet? Turning it into a giant global desert? I just, ju---...gosh, I have nothing to say.
Snagem, well, I haven't played Pokémon Coliseum, so I don't know anything about the 'other' teams.
I just noticed that the topic title was edited. I would never want to be leader of any of the Teams.
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Team Rocket by far. Since, you know, they don't want to DESTROY the world, just rule it...
And they pwn.
Leading, though? Dunno. Wouldn't that require, you know, a lack of leader? Don't think I'd be able to find the heart to go and do that.
Villainous teams in Pokemon
- Team Rocket (Rocket-Dan) in Kanto, Johto and Nanashima (Sevii Islands)
- Team Aqua (Aqua-Dan) in Houen
- Team Magma (Magma-Dan) in Houen
- Team Galactic (Ginga-Dan) in Shin'ou
- Great Rocket (GR) in TCG Islands
- Team Snagem (Snatch-Dan) in Orre
- Cipher (Shadow-Dan) in Orre
- Go-Rock Squad (GoGo-Dan) in Fiore
- Phobos Battalion in Trose/Trozei/Link
- Yamiyami-Dan in Armia
I stay with Rocket. But GR is also an option. They're very imperial... But they don't really have living Pokemon....
Does Team Meanies count as an Evil Team? I mean sure they only have three members, but...
Where the heck is Armia?
Snagem... enough said, but technically they're GOOD guys as of XD.
Team Rocket. You just can't beat the originals. Ever.
I'd go with Team Snagem, too, since they're kinda alike.
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