If Pokemon were real, PETA would screw us all over permanently.
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If Pokemon were real, then I would have me a Slowpoke steak right now.
I'd catch and train Pokémon (unless the Poké Balls and food gets expensive, then I'd just have and train a few Pokémon). I don't think I'd travel the world.
This thread made me think of smosh's Pokémon in Real Life parodies:
POKEMON IN REAL LIFE 2! - YouTube
POKEMON IN REAL LIFE 3! - YouTube
POKEMON IN REAL LIFE 4! - YouTube
I would have all my pokemon be female except for the 2 venusaurwhich would be one of each not shinyand i would also have a shiny charizard, shiny dragonite, shiny gyradoes, a meganium (NOT SHINY) and and possibly a Swampert as well not sure weather it would be shiny or not though.
Sorry if any names are misspelled.
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If pokemon were real, I would ride my Reshiram to the sky and burn EVERYTHING!! MUAHAHAHA!!
J/K No seriously I would love to go to the sky and touch a cloud and see if it tastes like cotton candy :)
If Pokemon were real, I wouldn't make them fight either, because in the real world, a lot of the moves would outright kill the other Pokemon and there's no way I want that. But I would befriend one and maybe employ it as my bodyguard. Or an exercising buddy. Lucario, Feraligatr and Krookodile come to mind. And I'd love to keep an Eevee or one of its Eeveelutions, Growlithe/Arcanine or Joltik/Galvantula as a pet.
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If Pokemon were real I would probably end up getting involved with PETA. I mean, really. There would be so many abused little Pokemon D;;
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If pokemon were real I'd get myself an Action Replay.
If pokemon were real, I'd probably travel the world on my Staraptor, with some of my other favorite pokemon like Zangoose, Raichu, Vaporeon, Archeops, and Sceptile. I'd probably try battling but loose most of the time.
PETA would probably just be team plasma or something... I honestly wouldnt care about PETA is pokemon was real, I'd be way more psyched about a pokemon journey then what they think.