The "If Pokémon Were Real" thread

[Smugleaf]

the world would be screwed

[Poltergeist]

^ Pretty much.

[Soberbia]

yeah cant imagine the narcotrafic with pokemon XD imagine dittos swalowing bags of coke or worse xD new pokemon drugs made of these guys XD smoke the bellsprout man LOL

[pikachu200]

I'd also be a part time villain of Team Rocket

[Batbloodx]

Such corruption in young people! :o Perhaps a good ol' Growlithe/Arcanine can set you straight with their heroism.

[pikachu200]

Good point...but Team Rocket has such awesome uniforms :)

[Dexter]

I'd build a mansion where me and my pokemon would live in the mountains after being declared the most powerful trainer in the world. And the neareat towns could see hyperbeam in the sky.

[gallowsCalibrator]

I would definately have an Aggron. I do alot of manual labour, so having a tank like that around would help, plus if anyone gave me a hard time, Id throw a 7foot metal dinosaur at them. Perfect.
And I would have a Vulpix as a pet. Or a Nidoran(m). And a Turtwig.

[luigienchilada]

i think that i would be part of the protagonist journey

like, along side him or maybe be him

after all who wouldnt want to be haha


but as for a daily life i think it would be my shiny cyndaquil as a pet, a smeargle for my art, and my gengar to use in battle..cause he is awsome x)

[GHU Jockmaster]

I wouldn't go "journey" like everyone else. I would probably just go on a trip to find a Larvitar when I'm not in school then once I get one we would just chill all day, maybe do some battles.

[Leonardo10]

oh, if I had a pokemon, it would be Alakazam, Riolu and Piplup. The wonders the world would behold...........

[Farfetched]

I'm with Jockmaster.

I would get my Krabby (I nicknamed mine Balu in HG) and we'd fish all day, and that would be the best day ever.

[pikachu200]

I'd be a protagonist...just somewhat a baddy in certain points lol

[cowboy dan]

I'd get a Kingler and a Craudaunt (not too hard; I live on Long Island), and live out my days as an edgy, crabby misanthrope.

[Batbloodx]

As for myself, I would probably go on a quest to find Feebas, along with my Sableye, of course, and then my Feebas and I would travel the world in search of different Pokemon, and hopefully discover some new species. I'd shower my Pokemon with affection, because I'm typically less social with my own species. =P

It also gets pretty chilly where I live, so I would also go on a quest for the perfect Swablu, and once it's an Altaria it can blanket me in its cottony goodness.