I think I would have to start a Human Supremacist Group or something. Can't stand the "Pokemon and humans are equal" thing... Because they're not...
On a happier note, I would probably get a lot of support when they start attacking people in the countryside, and we'd have to institute some kind of draconian registration act or something. Raise the age bar for owning one, and eventually we'd have to create a repressive dictatorship just to keep law and order...
Yeah, I'm pretty dystopian.
If pokémon were real, I believe Porygon would be hunted...
Go up to the assholes I knew in 5th grade, have Lickilicky use Lick, then say something snappy on how they abanded Pokemon.
Is this thread about if Pokemon were real from the begining of time, or if they just suddenly appeared right out of the games.
If they were always real, it would be awesome to catch them and go on adventures. but pokemon would have very violent capabilities and probably attack and eat humans. the ones that dont kill us would be used as military weapons probably...
but if they appeared in the world we live in NOW that would be chaos. not only would we have strange new creatures suddenly appearing, but theres also the issue of having fictional characters coming to life. thats just creepy.
then I'd be going to school with a Futachimaru!
if pokemon were real, id be the only person in my family that whould know whats going on, and be a great trainer. my famialy would being attacked ba a few meouthes while i have a typhlosion at lev 100, showing off, my family knows nothing of pokemon, *shighs* (and i know i cant spell!)
I CLAIM TYPHLOSION!!!!!!
Kookaburra sits on a rusty nail
Gets a boo-boo in his tail
Cry, Kookaburra! Cry, kookaburra!
Oh how life can be!
Kookaburra sits on the electric wire
Jumping up and down with his tail on fire
Ouch, Kookaburra, ouch!
Kookaburra, hot your tail must be!
anywho....I shall now talk about the looks
IMO some pokemon might not be so...cutesy wooteys or beautiful
like how they are in the anime/games some might end up looking like pure nightmare fuel especially the ghost type pokemon D:
also another example Gradivoir yes its a lovely pokemon in the games and anime
but you'd never know IRL yes it could still be lovely or it could be very disturbing and frighting looking
btw I'm not saying that it wouldn't be cool if pokemon we're real or not I'm just stating some obvious facts that reality isn't always as lovely as fiction
but that being said it would be interesting I'd defiantly be a trainer and go on many fun and dangerous adventures I'd also try to contact a a few friends to join along, hell I'd even try out to be a coordinator since Gawd damn imagine how amazing and fun those would be to do/watch IRL
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I would definitely stay at home and go to school. I would want to pursue a career involving Pokemon and I would secretly practice different appeals with our family pet, Beautifly, while no one was looking. I would dream of one day performing in a contest
Farm Mareep with a growlithe. Buy a house in the middle of nowhere, and just relax. After a while i'd get bored, sell my Mareep, then set out on a journey. No goals, no aims, just drifting. Probably catch a Teddiursa, and a Duskull.
Sleep under the stars.
Swim with the Finneon in the Pacific.
Fly on a Dragonite across the Sahara.
Walk for days and days through fields of Sunflora and Belosssom.
The list goes on.
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Get a Mijumaru, and pwn everything!
Have my Gengar scare people, then it'd probably scare me by licking me many times
Basically me and Daikenki wandering the world.