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    imagine hitting a pokemon? would it be legal? would the pokemon break?would...would...discuss.....

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    Ash hit Pikachu in an episode where Bill appeared. Apparently all Pikachu had to say about it was "Pikachu!" o_o;;
    *cough*

    'course it would be illegal, it's like hitting a cat, you can't do that! >_<


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    Agreed!
    pikachu shoul'dve electrocuted ash!
    also if someone hit a steelix it wouldnt hurt it!

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    Steelix has like, the highest defence of all the pokemon in existence x_x... Hitting a Steelix would be like...

    Roze: *Hits Steelix*
    *Loud 'GONG' sound*
    Steelix: *looks curiously at Roze*
    Roze: X_X;...


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    lol Yeah. steelix would be like "wut teh fuck".
    anywways....imagine hitting a snorlax in the stumach and someone got their hand stuck in snorlaxs stumach lol....

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    I'd rather use him as a trampoline xD But hitting him... It wouldn't be affective unless you had a Hitmonchan use Focus punch >_<


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    lol XXD

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    I don't see why it would have to be illegal, since just about any pokemon would totally let you have it.

    I'm reminded of boys in my first grade class who stomped on a mockingbird's eggs. They got in trouble by the teachers, but not after being divebombed and pecked by a ticked off mother bird.
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    That is so true. So in other words, tick off a Groudon and you'll get into a lot of toruble... Literally. XD


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    imagine stomping on a manaphy egg..
    or feeding a jirachi egg to abunch of honchkrows.
    or sexually abusing a pokemon...

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    I think it would be allowed because most people would have enough common sense not to pimp-slap a Bidoof.

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    Why not? It's barely any different from hitting it with a Pokemon. The only difference is fiction has powered up Pokemon to expotential levels far above humans, so you may want to aim for the "weak point", if you catch my drift.

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    Quote Originally Posted by snorlaxzilla View Post
    or sexually abusing a pokemon...
    Well, some people do have weird tastes. Some (furries) which are weirder than others (Gardevoir). But as long as nobody dies from having a Rapidash screw them, I think this is and will remain legal.

    Bonus points if you get the reference

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    Quote Originally Posted by System Error View Post
    But as long as nobody dies from having a Rapidash screw them, I think this is and will remain legal.

    Bonus points if you get the reference
    Didn't some guy rape a horse and died awhile back?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Ino-chan View Post
    Didn't some guy rape a horse and died awhile back?
    Yea, A girl did too she died a wierd death seriously but i won't tell you how...Because its too gross
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    Tell, it's fine.

    Did the horse kick his head in or something?
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