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    Default Freestyle pokemon limericks

    Just come up with a pokemon related limerick on the spot.
    5 lines, rhyme scheme
    Long A
    Long A
    Short B
    Short B
    Long A
    A's rhyme with eachother, B's rhyme with eachother
    Here's my attempt

    There was once a pokemon called Ho-oh
    Who flew over into Sinnoh
    Noone has seen it yet
    Hiding atop Mt Coronet
    And I can't wait to catch it in heart gold

    Not strictly well done on the fifth line xD
    Last edited by Benny; 1st September 2009 at 03:32 PM.

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    There was once a Gallade named A.J.
    He was not straight but he was Gay.
    He went on a date,
    but failed to get laid,
    So raped his pal needless to say.

    Yeah, I know. The context is a little weird, but ok. Plus limericks need to be dirty as a standard rule.


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    Prepare for trouble
    And Make it Double!
    To protect the world from devastation!
    To unite all peoples within our nation!
    We forgot the... bubbles?!

    Eh, Team rocket's motto almost fit ~_~

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    Default Re: Freestyle pokemon limericks

    Quote Originally Posted by ghaskan View Post
    Prepare for trouble
    And Make it Double!
    To protect the world from devastation!
    To unite all peoples within our nation!
    We forgot the... bubbles?!

    Eh, Team rocket's motto almost fit ~_~
    sorry, no limerick a limerick is:

    Long
    Long
    short
    short
    Long

    All the long ones rhyme, and so do the short ones.


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    Default Re: Freestyle pokemon limericks

    Quote Originally Posted by mijzelffan View Post
    sorry, no limerick a limerick is:

    Long
    Long
    short
    short
    Long

    All the long ones rhyme, and so do the short ones.
    Hmmm, I'm still clueless. You mean all the words most rhyme or something? Because if only the last words have to rhyme maybe I only did wrong on the last line, I dunno -shrugs-

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    Default Re: Freestyle pokemon limericks

    Long A
    Long A
    Short B
    Short B
    Long A

    all A's rhyme with eachother, all B's rhyme with eachother

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    Default Re: Freestyle pokemon limericks

    There once was a mighty Typhlosion
    Who had been trained to show no emotion
    He thought he could do it
    But one day, he blew it
    When he stepped on a magma erosion.


    Seems this particular Fire-type can't take the heat. How's that for irony?

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    There once was a clone named Mewtwo
    Whos japanese name is Myuutsuu
    He lost his friend Ai
    When she went all die-y
    So he cried and went "Boo hoo"

    XD I failed.


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    Default Re: Freestyle pokemon limericks

    Quote Originally Posted by Glitchipedia View Post
    There once was a mighty Typhlosion
    Who had been trained to show no emotion
    He thought he could do it
    But one day, he blew it
    When he stepped on a magma erosion.


    Seems this particular Fire-type can't take the heat. How's that for irony?
    I love you. That wins.

    Let me try one . . .

    In a cave that was filled with Clefairy
    There was a small Cleffa named Gary
    He tried to act cute
    But all was quite moot
    'Cause Gary was much too hairy!


    . . . I know, it sucks. I made it on the spot by the way.

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    Default Re: Freestyle pokemon limericks

    This could be fun....


    One day a trainer was pissed,
    There was one Pokemon that he'd missed,
    He tried to catch it
    But couldn't outmatch it
    That's one more added to the list.


    Yeah, sucks, but I did it in like 10 seconds. In my head. Without really thinking. I just wanted the word "pissed" in there XD

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    Pikachu wanted to play
    But everyone just called him gay
    So he did some training
    It was quite entertaining
    Then Pikachu zapped them away.

    Sweet.

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    Default Re: Freestyle pokemon limericks

    The human race used to wield a blade of fire
    Then they got in a war and the situation turned dire
    the sword was lifted
    the thief was gifted
    and he managed to find assassins for hire

    hmm, maybe I should jsut write the book, and then this would make sense... or not.

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    Default Re: Freestyle pokemon limericks

    Lets see if I can make limmerick reference....


    I come from a land down Kanto,
    Where Piplup blows and Pikachu grow?
    Can you feel Pikachu's thunder,
    Better stand, right where you are,
    I come from a land down Kanto,


    I know, it sucked, I'm good at poems though

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    Default Re: Freestyle pokemon limericks

    Freestyle limericks, eh?

    im a motherfuckin' trainer from pallet town ya see
    to catch'em all's my purpose an' red is what they call me
    just a ten year old nigga in this pokemon land
    gonna travel cross it an' make it to evergrande
    but the playa-hatas tryin' to ice me disagree


    Ehh...maybe I should just stick with freestyle.
    Don't know what to put here.

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    Default Re: Freestyle pokemon limericks

    Some problems with syllables there, let me try to fix them ;)




    I hope you don't mind me fixing them ^^'


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