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    "You play Pokemon? That's for babies!"
    Me: "Hmm, says the person wearing a Dora the Explorer book bag."

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    Mine would be:
    "Haha, you play Pokemon,that's for babies!"
    "Shhhhh, hear that sound?"
    ........................
    "That's the sound of me not caring."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Strato Lucario View Post
    Meh, no one at my school cares particularly. It's just the younger kids who tease me, and I just ignore them or tell them to f*** off.
    This. A little bas*&%# on the bus wouldn't shut up, and he just sounded retarded. I ended up punching him smack in the face, even though I'm a usually non-violent person. I couldn't stand it anymore when he started flicking me.

    "Pokémon is gay"

    "Ok, so why is it gay"

    "Because gay people play it."

    "Uh, why do gay people play it then??"

    "Because it's for fags"

    "No you idiot, WHY is it gay"

    "....."

    "....."

    "Because it's gay"

    *ignores*

    *starts kicking seat and flicking me*

    *punches* HARD

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    Quote Originally Posted by Aviator View Post
    "In soviet russia pokemon plays you"..............nomnom
    lol

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    If someone gets to say something about my Pokémon hobby, I just look at him/her and smile brightly. It doesn't belong to anybody what I am doing or not.

    Everything is possible.

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    Just say "I love you" and they'll shut up because of the awkward situation.

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    You could state the obvious; Pokemon, as a whole, requires strategy and forethought. Anti-Pokemon bullies tend to prefer first-person shooters that require no strategy whatsoever, and for the player to just run around shooting people and things blindly and aimlessly, with no real objective or constructive outcome. Pokemon presents a more pacifistic way of solving problems (upon the assumption battling does no more harm than, say, small animals/children playfighting) than going straight-on killing/wounding everything in your path like a neanderthal.

    It's worked for me.
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    "You play Pokemon? That's for losers!"
    "Yeah, up yours too, buddy."

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    Quote Originally Posted by OmigawdMatt View Post
    Just say "I love you" and they'll shut up because of the awkward situation.
    thats a bit strange, if you do it to the same gender, then your giving them more reason to call you gay

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    Why do you not like my pokeballs i hold my pest inside of them



    I know its not a come back


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    *Random Person* I can't believe you play Pokemon! That's dumb!
    I typically do one of three things, depending on mood.

    1. Stare blankly into his eyes, stay silent, and wait for him to freak out and back away.

    2. Pull up the IV equation, and triple-dog dare him to solve it with his eyes closed if it's so dumb.

    3. *Me* Your point?
    *Him* ...
    *Me* You're pathetic. *Walks away*
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    Dude: Dude... Pokemon, really? That's the gayest game ever created.

    Me: You never played Pokemon? It's a classic, bro.

    Dude: No it's not. It's gay.

    Me: Were you even around when it was popular, bro? Everyone played it. Now, it's a classic like Mario or Sonic. Go play COD, I'm not stopping you just because I think it's for little kids that weren't around to appreciate the classics.

    Works like a charm. No one can deny the old school R/B/Y are classic games.

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    "You play Pokemon? That's really gay."

    "Says the person who plays Starcraft with computer players."

    Never used this one before, but just putting it out there.
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    Noob "Pokemon sucks"
    Me "Stop talking about the anime"

    Quote Originally Posted by Zekurom View Post
    "You play Pokemon? That's really gay."

    "Says the person who plays Starcraft with computer players."

    Never used this one before, but just putting it out there.
    Starcraft is't half bad. Halo on the other hand...

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    Okay, I thought up 'nother one :D
    Random douche:"You're a Pokemon fan? You're gay!"
    Me:"Says who? A Justin Bieber fan?"
    XD

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