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    Default You know you're a dumb Pokemon trainer if...

    So this is basically where you post dumb mistakes to make in Pokemon
    You may put as many or as few per post as you wish
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    if you run away from a shiny
    if you use a masterball to catch magikarp
    if you have any use for bidoff other than as an Hm slave.
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    If you try to catch a Pidgey with your jacket
    If you try to catch a Spearow by throwing rocks at it
    If you try to catch a Pidgeotto by sending Caterpie to battle
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    If you use your male Pokémon against a female with Attract and vice versa
    If you attempt to finish your opponent with False Swipe.
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    Default Re: You know you a dumb Pokemon trainer if...

    If you give magikarp the splash plate to make splash do damage.
    If you can't beat youngster Joey's Ratata
    If you throw a master ball at a pokemon with study in gen 5 instead of hitting it once with an attack powerful enough to otherwise KO it.
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    Default Re: You know you a dumb Pokemon trainer if...

    If your name is ash
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    Default Re: You know you a dumb Pokemon trainer if...

    Quote Originally Posted by PrettyVenomoth View Post
    If your name is ash
    and you throw a pokeball at iris
    If you use Sunflora.
    If you think pikachu is useful because of the show.
    Last edited by Water-noctowl; 11th January 2013 at 08:39 PM.
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    Default Re: You know you a dumb Pokemon trainer if...

    ...you think Team Rocket is the Pokemon version of NASA.
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    You Might Be A Redneck If...

    You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
    You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
    The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
    You've had more court dates than second dates.
    The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
    You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
    You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

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    Default Re: You know you a dumb Pokemon trainer if...

    If you think Ash is Red
    If you think Fire beasts against Water
    If you use your only master ball on a rattata
    If your name in a game is Joey + You only ever EVER use rattatas

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    Default Re: You know you a dumb Pokemon trainer if...

    ...you giggle whenever someone mentions Poke Balls. (Heh heh...you said "Balls.")
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    You Might Be A Redneck If...

    You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
    You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
    The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
    You've had more court dates than second dates.
    The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
    You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
    You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

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    Default Re: You know you a dumb Pokemon trainer if...

    ...you find any of the massive criminal syndicates to be scary or a threat.
    ...you care whether people call Green "Blue".
    ...you think everything past Generation 2 is terrible.
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    Default Re: You know you a dumb Pokemon trainer if...

    you don't know that when used the right way wobbuffet is very deadly
    you think that Nintendo had a good reason to make it so you can't grow berries in game in 5th gen
    you understand why you can't split up your dream world hour
    you sell mulch in 5th gen in the pokecenter and not to the maniac
    you agree with the people who claim it is satanic.
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    Default Re: You know you a dumb Pokemon trainer if...

    you try to scan a pokemon with a REMOTE CONTROL thinking its a Pokedex
    You camp in a tent with your Riolu in the middle of a walkway
    You need to have your headband steched and snap you on the head to think while in a battle
    You think the Unova leauge is in Johto

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    Default Re: You know you a dumb Pokemon trainer if...

    Quote Originally Posted by 97SaturnSL1 View Post
    you try to scan a pokemon with a REMOTE CONTROL thinking its a Pokedex
    You camp in a tent with your Riolu in the middle of a walkway
    You need to have your headband steched and snap you on the head to think while in a battle
    You think the Unova leauge is in Johto
    You hate Gary motherfucking Oak
    You think anything other than haxs when someone says Ash's pikachu
    You use magikarp to battle Mewtwo
    You think the master ball is something else
    You have trouble beating Shurnken.
    If you believe in the flying spaghetti monster post this in your sig. Don't just ignore this because he says if you deny me I will deny you in front of the beer volcano.

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    Default Re: You know you a dumb Pokemon trainer if...

    you carry a team of 6 magikarp with you

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    Default Re: You know you a dumb Pokemon trainer if...

    You think Diagla doesnt have the best possible typing in the game
    If you believe in the flying spaghetti monster post this in your sig. Don't just ignore this because he says if you deny me I will deny you in front of the beer volcano.

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