Thread: You know you're a dumb Pokemon trainer if...

So this is basically where you post dumb mistakes to make in Pokemon
You may put as many or as few per post as you wish
Ex
if you run away from a shiny
if you use a masterball to catch magikarp
if you have any use for bidoff other than as an Hm slave.

If you try to catch a Pidgey with your jacket
If you try to catch a Spearow by throwing rocks at it
If you try to catch a Pidgeotto by sending Caterpie to battle

If you use your male Pokémon against a female with Attract and vice versa
If you attempt to finish your opponent with False Swipe.

If you give magikarp the splash plate to make splash do damage.
If you can't beat youngster Joey's Ratata
If you throw a master ball at a pokemon with study in gen 5 instead of hitting it once with an attack powerful enough to otherwise KO it.

If your name is ash

Originally Posted by PrettyVenomoth

If your name is ash

and you throw a pokeball at iris
If you use Sunflora.
If you think pikachu is useful because of the show.

...you think Team Rocket is the Pokemon version of NASA.

If you think Ash is Red
If you think Fire beasts against Water
If you use your only master ball on a rattata
If your name in a game is Joey + You only ever EVER use rattatas

...you giggle whenever someone mentions Poke Balls. (Heh heh...you said "Balls.")

...you find any of the massive criminal syndicates to be scary or a threat.
...you care whether people call Green "Blue".
...you think everything past Generation 2 is terrible.

you don't know that when used the right way wobbuffet is very deadly
you think that Nintendo had a good reason to make it so you can't grow berries in game in 5th gen
you understand why you can't split up your dream world hour
you sell mulch in 5th gen in the pokecenter and not to the maniac
you agree with the people who claim it is satanic.

you try to scan a pokemon with a REMOTE CONTROL thinking its a Pokedex
You camp in a tent with your Riolu in the middle of a walkway
You need to have your headband steched and snap you on the head to think while in a battle
You think the Unova leauge is in Johto

Originally Posted by 97SaturnSL1

you try to scan a pokemon with a REMOTE CONTROL thinking its a Pokedex
You camp in a tent with your Riolu in the middle of a walkway
You need to have your headband steched and snap you on the head to think while in a battle
You think the Unova leauge is in Johto

You hate Gary motherfucking Oak
You think anything other than haxs when someone says Ash's pikachu
You use magikarp to battle Mewtwo
You think the master ball is something else
You have trouble beating Shurnken.

you carry a team of 6 magikarp with you

You think Diagla doesnt have the best possible typing in the game