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    Title explains all....You just have to say why the person above you got hit by a bus...
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    ^ got hit by a bus because she was doing her homework on the middle of the road

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    ^ got hit by a bus because...

    Once, there was a girl named Dawn<3. She was on her laptop, typing messages on a forum called Bulbagarden. She typed in:
    "OMG thats absltly fabu <3<3<2!!!"
    Her friend replied:
    "Oh my god, I know, right?"

    Then Dawn<3 was hit by the Grammar Bus, a magical flying bus that hits children that botch the English language, driven by Dawn<3's mom, Johannna>2.

    THE END
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    ^ got hit because his sig was too depressing for the bus driver.
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    ^ Was following the chicken across the road and wasn't paying attention.
    You Might Be A Redneck If...

    You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
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    You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
    You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

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    Default Re: Why did ^ get hit by a bus

    ^ was sleepwalking during his after-teatime nap.

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    ^ got run over by Mr. Crocker in his Fairynatcher 357837.
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    Default Re: Why did ^ get hit by a bus

    ^ saw a penny on the ground and thought it was worth picking up.

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    Default Re: Why did ^ get hit by a bus

    ^ Thought he could stop the bus barehanded. He was wrong.
    You Might Be A Redneck If...

    You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
    You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
    The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
    You've had more court dates than second dates.
    The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
    You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
    You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

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    Default Re: Why did ^ get hit by a bus

    ^ Was crossing the street while wearing dark clothes at night.
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    ^ let her boyfriend lead her into the middle of the street.
    She should've known better when she learned that his name was Curiousity.
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    ^ Was wearing his sunglasses at night and didn't see the bus.
    You Might Be A Redneck If...

    You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
    You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
    The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
    You've had more court dates than second dates.
    The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
    You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
    You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

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    Default Re: Why did ^ get hit by a bus

    ^ Decided to go camping and pitched a tent in the middle of the road.
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    Default Re: Why did ^ get hit by a bus

    failed to read <'s signature and got hit with a Saturn and a bus

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    Default Re: Why did ^ get hit by a bus

    Sam Beckett suddenly entered ^'s body while he was in the road. Sam was too confused to see the bus coming.
    You Might Be A Redneck If...

    You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
    You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
    The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
    You've had more court dates than second dates.
    The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
    You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
    You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

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    Default Re: Why did ^ get hit by a bus

    ^Was investigating a banana peel with a magnifying glass
    "Just Like the Burning Flames in my Heart,
    Burn it up into Red Hot Flames!!!!"

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