Thread: Where was ^ on the night of the murder?

^ Was laughing at the wall.

^Was experimenting with astral projection.

^ Was screaming at a goldfish, swimming in it's fishbowl

^Was fighting the centaurs again.

^was tap dancing on the sink

^Was eating some sugar plum fairies.

^ Was trying to catch a cat with a fork.

^ was stalking Shemar Moore. Like me.

^Was making her own ketchup, mustard, and sweet pickle relish

^ was rummaging through the belongings of her enemy

^ was on cybertron.

^ was trapped in a bowl of tapioca pudding

^Was hosting a party in the middle of the street where the only song played was Björk's "Army of Me."

^ was nowhere to be found.

In that case, ^ was with me.