Send out Pokemon his are weak to.
What would you do if you were a Ditto?
I would be a Sylveon and I would be married to a Gardivoir and Delphox.
What would you do if I turned into stardust and flew away?
I am not sure. i guess look at where you were standing in confusion
What would you do if I threw a book at you
Pull the pin and throw it back!
Oh you said book! I thought we were doing that joke.
What would you do if I turned you into The absolis?
Ask you to turn me into the Umbrepom!
What would you do if a store manager tried to arrest you for talking about Pokémon?
what would you do if they made a new move called absol rage and got rid of dragon rage
I would hope it doesn't only do 40 damage!
What would you do if the truth was a lie?
Use it to short out an android, like Captain Kirk did.
What would you do if the cake was a lie?
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
eat it anyways. no one lies to me about cake.
what would you do if your entire life was a lie
Lie. Might as well.
What would you do if Pokémon was a lie?