I love Ice and Ghost pokemon! :P Feels cold and scary....
*walks out of the TARDIS* Well, this looks like chaos.
You're the foolish being who tried to stab me with a worthless knife. Allow me to introduce you to my servants. *unleashes a group of demons*
Don't think you will subdue us, know the power of the human race! LAZENGANN... OVERLOAD!!
What worthless toys have possess. *shoots eye beam at ^*
*Slicing demons*"'Us'? Delightful, another hero. Sorry, but I'm not one of your kind. I believe in no 'power of the human race.' The human race is ignorant, greedy, and disgusting. I am charged with cleaning up this filth. I must eliminate as much as I can. I can't forgive them for creating this Hell that I'm trapped in....What's with this eyeball?! It seems I've finally found something as indestructible as I am, not mortal and several levels below myself when it comes to intelligence like that girly, bouncing UFO. As for the rest of you, you're not so fortunate." *Slashes last demon.*
^ Whether it's worth it or not, I will protect my people down to my last breath. That's the path I follow as a warrior! And my threats...empty? Those weren't threats, to be fair they were warnings....but if you wish it I'll have you face my fury! *strikes at with sword whip*
Slay me...if you dare.
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
You have fire powers like me, but choose not to attack those weaker than you? What's the point of that?
Who is this git?
It brings pleasure destroying the weak, for it's so much fun watching them suffer.
*Sits up, face bleeding from sword whip.*"I destroy those who do not deserve to live! I am improving the quality of life for others. I have died twice now, and was returned to this earth because my purpose is to help the world by eliminating the plague of morons who are ruining it. I kill for amusement, so long as the recipient deserved to die." *Sees a puppy bounding along and slices it in half.* "Uh...That dog would have increased the misery of this world with its stupidity and pointless exuberance...and I like the squishy sound they make when their guts come out...."
Your strikes are nothing but mosquito bites, but I am impressed with your obession with death. Offer me a sacrifice, and I will spare your life and make you my servant.
"As flattering as this is, no. You talk as if you are superior to me, while you're practically as ignorant and selfish as the people who buy the last five packs of Twinkies at the store, only more violent. I will be no one's slave, not after I just freed myself from the last monster who tricked me into that. Spare my life or not, you seem to be forgetting that I will be rejected from the afterlife, no matter how many times I am killed."