Thread: What If You Married The Avatar Above?

If I married J J M's avatar....Well, it's legal in Ancient Greece.

If I married AmeKren's avatar...
I would be questioning my tastes.

^If I married NfiNity's avatar..I would be confused because I have no idea who they are.

If I married AmeKren's avatar...I'd be a horrible spouse because I wouldn't believe that was his/her natural hair color and I'd go looking through his/her closest to find the box of dye so I could have purple hair of my own. ._.

If I married Kakuna Matata's avatar,
I would be frolicking with it in a field of flowers and bunnies as it chopped me into multiple unrecognizable pieces.

If I married SageGaga's avatar...
I would be a Rock star!

If I married ^'s avatar... "Look, I keep telling you; you're the most beautiful Pokemon in the world, stop being so insecure, never mind the stares!"

If I married ^'s Avatar...
I would be in space right now

If I married ^'s avatar, then I'd feed ^ endless amount of pokeblocks/poffins and keep send to beauty contests XDD

If I married ^'s avatar, ^ would do all the work while I sat around and ate pork chops. Occasionally getting up from the love seat to get more pork chops.

If I married ^'s Avatar...
I would do Karate

If I married ^'s avatar I would say, "We have GOT to stop meeting like this."

If I married ^'s Avatar...
I would Freak

If I married ^'s avatar, I'd make it my top priority to learn Milotic language. Well, apart from spending time with it.

If I married ^'s avatar...
I would feel cute