Thread: What if you avatar met the avatar above?

I begin to grow tire of these machines in this dimensions.

Oh my~! What are you~?

I am he who sleeps but has awaken, and you look delicious.

You won't eat me~! I know you can't~!

I will devour you as I please.

Never~! *sings in a very loud, high-pitched voice*

What a poor excuse of magic. *stomps ^ with one tentacle*

*Is unaffected because I'm tired of this guy*
Magic~? I wasn't trying to use magic~!

Precisely, you have nothing left to defend yourself from me.

Hm. I will defend this fair maiden with everything I have, so prepare thyself creature!

"You're quite the pathetic soul. I just don't understand. You saw for yourself that I could not be slain by any creature, yet you still pester me with your empty threats, and to what avail? You can't stop me. I doubt you even think about whether or not what you're trying to protect is worth it in the end.... Don't worry though, you still look like you'd be just as fun to kill as the other monsters."

My god, you're so thin O_O

"That's what happens when one only eats on occasion. You're appearance makes me feel unwell. I think I'll break you're neck now, assuming I can locate it."

But, I only have a spring O_O

"Oh, I don't think it will matter once I snap it off." *Begins to innocently stroll forward*