Thread: What if you avatar met the avatar above?

Ice: We need it. Anyways, uh... Want a blue soda?

Why? *grabs blue soda, inspects it closely, and throws it at Ice's head*

Ice: Ow. Hmm... Well, you seem normal, except for... *holds up Lief's Number card* Is this your card?

Yes! *takes Number card* How did you...why did you...aw man, I hope the guy with the weird hair doesn't come back...
So what do you need a blue gem for?

Lavana: We're building a giant mind-control machine powered by the Shadow Crystal. There are three gems that, if around the Shadow Crystal, will weaken it. It will be operational if at least one gem is kept away from the Rangers. That's why. Have you seen the Red Gem or Yellow Gem, then?

*holds up Earth and Fire Crystals* These might work, but I'm afraid Rangers won't be your only problem.

Ice: What do you mean? I don't believe anyone but Rangers can overcome the Incredible Machine.

I dunno anything about an Incredible Machine, but talking about people stopping you, then there's a ninja ready to kick your ass.

That Ninja is not wearing a shirt

Heath: You are thinking you can beat us? We have mind-control! Electivire, Rhyperior, and Magnezone, attack!
Lavana: Magmortar, Infernape, Join in!
Ice: Gallade, Froslass, Garchomp, and... Joltik? Whatever. Get that ninja.

Your pathetic monsters mean nothing! All right! HASTE! TEMPER! *brings out a pair of gauntlets that are too bog for even Heath* SABER!
*with extreme speed, cuts most of the Pokemon in half*

Ice: Big whoop. With the Incredible Machine, I control all Pokemon. Attack, Palkia!

Don't hurt me, I do nothing! But be cute! *Makes puppy dog eyes"

Aw come on! You're making me fight the space deity?! If I kill him...

Ice: Game over for everyone. So don't fight us, and we won't hurt you.