What if you avatar met the avatar above?

Now I must find this "over 2.5 gram of cuteness" girl Xander mentioned. *flies off*

What? What are you talking about?

Oh, my Kefka, I can't wait to see you in the anime... Hang on, what's anime? I'm a dragon? Argh!

Don't worry. I failed many times too.

Eh? A dragon and a Deoxys? Great.

Well Green hair is not natural is it?

My hair is natural. Just like my name.

Wait, you can talk to me? Never mind, you're still a human, and you've been destroying my kind! Prepare for the end!

I'm not a human. Well, I don't consider myself one. I don't care for humans at all...

Well you LOOK like one.

And you taste like one as well... Damn it, that's gross... So is the fever you'll get if you catch... me. Not like 'Poke Ball' catch, but 'I've caught a cold' catch.

No. You won't mutate him even though I WOULD. it's just that theif's watching me 24/7

I might help get him out of the way then.

A UFO....?

Oh, Arceus, no... Not a spaceship belonging to those retarded grays. They give extraterrestrials a bad name. You, Mr. Alphabet, deal with it.