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    Default Re: Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

    I'm sorry about that sir, but let's be honest, it blew you away didn't it?

    And you, waiter, why are all these...I think the menu calls them lentils...yes, why are they purple? And glowing?
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    GASP! Darn ninjas...
    Well, those aren't lentils, those are faeries.

    Waiter, there is a a a a a a a a a a a a a a a.... [BSOD]

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    I'm awfully sorry sir but that is not our fault. For more information on this issue please contact your service administrator or, failing that, someone who actually knows what they're doing.

    Now waiter, what can you do about my hand? It's uncontrollably spooning soup into my mouth.
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    Default Re: Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

    You ordered the soup, so you're going to eat the damn soup. Now stop complaining.

    Waiter, there's...something in my soup!

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    Default Re: Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

    Oh dear, that's a bad case Italicitis you have there.

    Erm...waiter, there's a...wait, what is that in my soup?
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    That, my good sir, is the unknown, which is why you don't know what it is.

    Waiter.

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    Default Re: Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

    Sorry, we are currently full but thank you for coming. I believe there's a fast food restaurant across the street.

    Waiter, there's an Oral-B Vitality Precision Clean Rechargeable Electric Toothbrush in my soup!
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    Default Re: Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

    well at least its not colgate

    Waiter THere is a copyright claim by the Palmolive Colgate company in my soup

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    Burn it then counter-sue
    Waiter there are dummies driving in my soup.
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    Hope you have insurance that covers dummys

    Waiter there is a purple dentist rabbit in my soup

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    *walks away*
    Waiter there is a person who is obsessive about car.
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    So that's a reservation for one, is it?

    Waiter, there appears to be a New Years Resolution in my soup.
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    Default Re: Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

    throw it out!

    waiter there is molten plasma in my soup

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    Good for you.

    Waiter, there's an unfinished sentence in my-

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    Default Re: Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

    In your soup well go to grammar 101 then
    Waiter there is a pokeball in my soup.
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