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    Don't worry, he should be done in about 5 minutes.

    Waiter, there's a penguin in my soup!
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    Zzz...

    Waiter, there is a razor blade in my soup...

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    Default Re: Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

    Well that was a close shave!

    Waiter, there's no soup in my soup!
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    ... Wait, how can you have no soup in your soup if there's no soup in your soup...?

    Waiter, you're not in my soup... :(

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    Default Re: Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

    I know. What are you doing in my bed?

    Waiter, there appears to be a local cruise ship being captured by Somalian pirates in my soup.
    "This isn't the time to make hard and fast decisions, it's the time to make mistakes. Take the wrong train and get stuck somewhere great. Fall in love...a lot. Major in philosophy because there's no way to make a career out of that. Change your mind and then change it again because nothing is permanent. Make as many mistakes as you can. That way, someday, when they ask you what you want to do with your life, you won't have to guess. You'll know."

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    Sir, didn't your mother ever teach you not to play with your food?

    Waiter, there's a hurricane in my soup!
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    Hm... The ice and hot soup seem to have clashed... Well, that's meteorology for you!

    Waiter, there is a yaoi manga in my soup.

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    Default Re: Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

    (Can't believe you made me look that up)
    Well the soup was made with Seme and Uke. I'm not surprised.

    Waiter, there appears to be an endless blackness in my soup.
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    "This isn't the time to make hard and fast decisions, it's the time to make mistakes. Take the wrong train and get stuck somewhere great. Fall in love...a lot. Major in philosophy because there's no way to make a career out of that. Change your mind and then change it again because nothing is permanent. Make as many mistakes as you can. That way, someday, when they ask you what you want to do with your life, you won't have to guess. You'll know."

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    Default Re: Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

    Well, open your eyes!

    Waiter, there is a concept in my soup.

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    Default Re: Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

    What do you mean? The bowl is empty.

    And waiter, there is an unusual request in my soup.
    "This isn't the time to make hard and fast decisions, it's the time to make mistakes. Take the wrong train and get stuck somewhere great. Fall in love...a lot. Major in philosophy because there's no way to make a career out of that. Change your mind and then change it again because nothing is permanent. Make as many mistakes as you can. That way, someday, when they ask you what you want to do with your life, you won't have to guess. You'll know."

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    Alphabet soup forms strange patterns. Just scramble the letters, and it will likely go away.

    Waiter, Lillicious is in my soup.

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    ...(why?) Don't push me. I will win.

    Waiter, what do you think of this Shotacon in my soup?
    "This isn't the time to make hard and fast decisions, it's the time to make mistakes. Take the wrong train and get stuck somewhere great. Fall in love...a lot. Major in philosophy because there's no way to make a career out of that. Change your mind and then change it again because nothing is permanent. Make as many mistakes as you can. That way, someday, when they ask you what you want to do with your life, you won't have to guess. You'll know."

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    (Whoa... I learned something today...)
    Um... I would wait until I get home to read that if I were you.

    Waiter, what's with this copy of Shoujo Sect in my soup?

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    (Before I continue, I think it's important to note that I don't actually read any of these things. That's what the Internet is for)
    I believe Shinobu Handa put it there.

    Waiter, what about this copy of Shiroi Heya no Futari?
    "This isn't the time to make hard and fast decisions, it's the time to make mistakes. Take the wrong train and get stuck somewhere great. Fall in love...a lot. Major in philosophy because there's no way to make a career out of that. Change your mind and then change it again because nothing is permanent. Make as many mistakes as you can. That way, someday, when they ask you what you want to do with your life, you won't have to guess. You'll know."

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    Default Re: Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

    You can keep it sir, I don't read them.

    Waiter, there's an explosion in my soup!

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