Waiter, there's a ______ in my soup

yum yum Link Stew

Waiter. there is a pink wabbit in my soup

Oh, looks like one of the Nidoran♂ from the nearby zoo. They were from one of the Orange Islands.

Waiter, there's a Woobat in my soup.

Well sir, I hear bats are a great delicacy in some parts of the world. We really ought to charge you extra for that.

Waiter, there's a Royal in my soup!

MAKE IT GO AWAY!!!!!!!!!!

Waiter, there is a blue screen of death in my soup

R.I.P Your 1985 computer that runs on Dial up
Waiter, Minecraft is in my soup.

Oh, hi Steve. How are you doing? Find any diamonds lately? Well...next time, please try the mushroom stew instead. MOOSHROOMS

Waiter, there's an ipod in my soup.

Comes with every meal. Sorry you chose soup.
Waiter, an elephant is in my soup! (Can't wait to see the response to THIS)

Oh this must be the FOX News Soup

Waiter there is a Chibi version of Elesa in my soup

Now that's a shock. Must be someone's avatar that got lost. She'll be fine.

Waiter, there's a hole in my soup!

its our "LEAK" soup

waiter there is a licence plate in my soup

There's also a car. *beep beep*
The license plate reads: "SUPISYUMI" If you were interested

Waiter, there's a dead guy in my soup

What the... THAT'S OUR SOUP CHEF! Oh the humanity!

Waiter, there's a demon in my soup!

*Uses the BFG 9000 on the demon* No there isn't.

Waiter, there's a jigsaw piece in my soup!

Ah! There's the missing piece! Now I can finish my jigsaw puzzle!

Waiter, there's a Shell Bell in my soup!

Too bad there wasn't a Shiny Charm in there.
Waiter, there's an alien in my soup!