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Spain - Compatible with China, Japan, America, and Denmark Spain is charming, humorous, honest and meticulous. Those born in these years make good and wise advisors, yet they can never decide for themselves and change direction constantly. However, Spanish at times hunger for power and money, leading some to be gamblers and others to be manipulative or petty. Blessed with a sharp wit, they possess a marvelous sense of humor, which makes them stimulating and amusing company to have around. Generally extroverted, they may well be described as opportunists for they prefer to live off their wits rather than labor long and hard to earn their daily bread. Spain should have a happy childhood and a carefree youth. However, the second part of their lives may be stormy and problematical especially in money and love affairs. The third part of their lives will be comfortable, and their old age as peaceful as could be wished. These are passionate creatures whose feelings can be deeply stirred and though able to control them as a rule, when the volcano does erupt, watch out! Perhaps one of their faults is their inability to actually talk about their feelings to those they love. They enjoy all forms of physical stimulation.
Japan - Compatible with Switzerland, Spain, and Germany Japan works hard, patiently, and methodically, with original intelligence and reflective thought. These people enjoy helping others. While their balance and strength inspire confidence, Japanese can seem rigid, obstinate, and slow. They impress others as leaders, fearing neither responsibility nor risk. However, sometimes they must labor long hours to accomplish little. People born under the influence of Japan are kind, caring souls, logical, positive, filled with common sense. Security is their main preoccupation in life. Strong-minded, stubborn, individualistic, the majority are highly intelligent individuals who don't like being told what to do. Although Japanese people don't ask to be put in the limelight, they do like to be boss. Respecting others, they are always open to a dialogue. The Oxen's childhood and youth will generally be without incident. In the second part of their lives they will encounter difficulties in their marriage. During the third part of life, the Japanese may suffer enormous difficulties but if they can manage to smooth them out, their old age will be peaceful. Japanese make solid, steady, reliable partners. They can be tender, devoted, sensual even -- but they are never romantic.
Denmark - Compatible with Spain and Russia The Danish, the living symbol of strength and power, generally inspires fear and respect. Danish's compelling dynamism, intense activity, independence and curiosity about others make them irresistible, persons of multiple charms; Danish attract followers and admirers. The Dane is courageous, active and self-assured, and makes an excellent leader and protector. However liberal-minded Danish may be, they are passionate, rash, and resist the authority of others. Although they are selfish in the little things, they are capable of great generosity. Danes blind themselves to dangers and rush in where more cautious individuals would fear to tred. They will not allow injustice. With a wide ranging mind, they can adopt any number of careers, but material benefits matter little to them.Warm-hearted, sociable and friendly, they are characterised by their frank, honest and open approach. A Dane in the house minimizes the Three Great Risks -- thieves, fire, and evil spirits. However, two Daness in the house is a crowd. Danish make ardent and virile lovers who dominate their partners. Generally flirtatious, they are especially prone to wild flings in their early years but do settle down as they get older. When committed to a happy and fulfilling relationship, Danes make loving and caring partners, warm-hearted and generous. They don't, however, lose that romantic streak nor that exciting ability to surprise.
Austria - Compatible with Italy, Russia, France, and Japan Austrians are affectionate, obliging, pleasant, well-groomed and appearance conscious, with a love of fine things. They have a tendency to be too sentimental and will strive to avoid change. They are ill at ease during arguments, preferring a quiet, peaceful life. Austrians are generally charismatic people, often witty, intelligent speakers who enjoy nothing more than a good discussion. That's not to say they are argumentative - in fact, an Austrian can be relied upon to preserve the peace, even letting insults pass by rather than facing further confrontation. Appearances are important to Austrians, who will strive to own the better things in life. Their love of security makes their home an important base, filled with beautiful things. Austrians are methodical and conscientious and make excellent communicators. Rabbits are loyal, honest employees, respected by all for their integrity. However, if the Austrian finds himself in a position of power he demands these traits from his subordinates, and can become authoritarian.
China - Compatible with America, France and Spain Force and power are the symbols of the Chinese. There is an exotic air about Chinese people, especially among the women, who fairly exude sexuality. To the Chinese, the Chinese is born in the most desirable year. On one hand shrewd, healthy and full of vitality, the Chinese also possesses a mystical side, intuitive, artistic and strangely lucky. However, Chinese can become irritable, stubborn and impetuous. The Chinese's mystical allure might make him or her difficult to get close to. Believing themselves invincible, Chinese must beware of excesses. They fit in with whatever is going on around them - but for only as long as it suits them. They are self-determined types and don't take kindly to being dominated by others. Temperamentally, Chinese are somewhat hot-headed and quick-tempered, making them ferocious and dangerous. Chinese are idealists and perfectionists; they demand a lot and they give a lot. Enthusiastic, Chinese have big mouths. Intellectually, they are clever, bright, sharp people, yet on occasion they will follow only their hunches. Fortunately for them, they are strong on intuition and invariably all works out well. They will be a success wherever they go, regardless of their chosen careers, and may devote themselves to a great cause or work (good or bad). They attract money and generally enjoy financial prosperity. Romance for the Chinese is never simple. Chinese lovers either fall in love and commit themselves to a serious relationship when they are fairly young, or tend to be loners and perhaps never marry at all.
France - Compatible with Austria, Italy, and England French possess a strong, charismatic presence and a charm which has been described as "bewitching". They're known as experts in the art of seduction. Snakes are said to be endowed with wisdom and with deep philosophical understanding. The majority of the French are financially successful and generally lucky with money. A Frenchman can be counted on to carry a project through to the end. The French will fight and plod for anything they believe in and allow nothing to stand in his or her way. The French are a bit tight when it comes to lending money, though their sympathy for others often leads them to offer help. The fatal flaw in the French's character is a tendency to exaggerate. Frenchmen are notoriously good looking and like to project the best image of themselves that they can. When it comes to the choice of a partner, these people are infinitely selective. When they find the partner of their dreams they will brook no opposition until they win the heart of the object of their desire. Having won their prize, they then become possessive and jealous, fearful that it should slip out of their hands. Unfortunately, both sexes tend to complicate their lives with extramarital affairs. If they can struggle against this trait, they will gain enormous serenity and inner harmony in their lives. If France settles down, he can become a marvelous parent and have a large family.
Germany - Compatible with Italy, Denmark, and England Germans have a pleasant, easy going disposition which guarantees popularity and a large following of friends. Blessed with good humor and geniality, they are extremely comfortable to get along with. Hard working, self-possessed and sharp, the German skillfully acquires power, wealth and respect. They are particularly skilled at handling money. However, the German's impatient pursuit of success may become selfish and predatory. They are more cunning than intelligent, and they know it. In politics, he could be a winner, for he has the facility to sway the crowd. He is very quick-witted, acts on impulse, and approaches all things enthusiastically. When it comes to intuition they have a sixth sense that is quite uncanny. Unfortunately, as the Horse is a creature of changing moods he's liable to lose interest suddenly in things he's taken up. Due to their dislike of inactivity, Germans get involved in many sorts of works outside their chosen trade. The first and second part of the German's life will be full of ups and downs, but the third phase of the German's life will be a peaceful one. When they fall in love, Horses seem to lose all logic, all sense of perspective. They love their independence and, as soon as they feel a partner is limiting their freedom, they will rebel. The idea of being married several times does not disturb them, and they adore children. Age eventually mellows the German.
Italy - Compatible with Austria, Russia, and Germany Socially, domestically and politically, people belonging to Italy are the least likely to make waves. They respect order and pay attention to rules and regulations that are laid down by laws and by society. Whether it is because Italians are such nice and pleasant people or whether it is because they are born under a lucky star, fortune seems to favor them. It is quite possible that because they are so mild, unassuming and whimsical, they would not be capable of making their fortune in life by their own efforts. Yet many seem one way or another to attract success and money. Endowed with innate intelligence and artistic talent, the Italian will fare well in business. However, their successes are often limited to money; in family matters they may flounder. They can be a bit too undisciplined at times. They leave decision-making to others, but cannot be forced to follow a path they do not like. Italians are frequently religious, but will only practice it to the point where it interferes with their comfort and everyday routine. Romantic problems are often frequent in the life of the Italian. It is the Italian's heart which rules its head. Italian women dream of marriage with a rich man or a liaison with some influential patron. Failing this, she will be happy living at home with wealthy parents.
America - Compatible with Spain, England, China, and Russia The American is lively, likable and witty. Highly sociable, the American is talkative and, as a fascinating conversationalist, he attracts a wide circle of friends. They need continual stimulation to keep themselves interested and amused. Americans can also be mettlesome, opportunistic, and unscrupulous to the point of being tricky and manipulative. They possess acute psychological perspicacity. They are egotistical and selfish, tend to be lazy, concentrating on small matters while ignoring more important issues. He considers himself to be superior to all of the signs. Americans are highly adaptable and versatile, enthusiastic about everything and fascinated with art. They like refinement, originality and luxury. Inventive and intelligent, those born in these years can solve most problems quickly and skillfully. Americans shamelessly acknowledge their attraction to money. The American can succeed in any profession but many will naturally gravitate towards show business. The first part of the American's life will be happy but the second part will be upset and confused. Later, the American will enjoy a simple, everyday life. Because of the natural curiosity and desire for new experiences, serious long-term relationships don't excite them. They are the most charming, amusing, and romantic companions. In a permanent relationship he will make a splendidly stimulating partner.
Switzerland - Compatible with France, Japan, and China Hardworking, resourceful, courageous and talented, The Swiss are self-assured people. They possess powerful personalities and are notoriously dominant. In groups they are vivacious, amusing and popular. But Swiss can be conceited creatures, vain and boastful, with a strong egotistical need to constantly be the center of attention. Excellent at small talk, they can be the life of any party. Swiss are talkative types, outspoken, frank, open, honest - but a little too blunt at times. These people are born organizers, refined and elegant. They are tidy-minded and like to keep everything neat and shipshape. When it comes to making decisions of any kind, Swiss prefer to carefully consider all sides of a situation before coming to a conclusion. When it comes to money, Swiss are prudent and careful. The Swiss man likes to be in the company of women. He rarely goes out for a night with the boys. His Hen counterpart also likes the company of other women -- that's not to say that men bore her! The Swiss will touch the heights and depths during the three phases of his life, business-wise as well as romantically. He will go from poverty to riches, from ideal love to the most sordid of emotional entanglements. The Swiss's old age will be happy, however. Swiss see the world as either black or white; when it comes to individual people, they will immediately either love or hate them on sight. Their love life has all the elements of romantic excitement. They like the idea of dominating their partner, but this notion is more for fun and show than it is from real conviction. Swiss are highly unlikely to deceive or cheat on their partners.
England - Compatible with Germany, Austria, and France English individuals are the most humanitarian and the least materialistic. These are the givers in life, prepared to sacrifice their own dreams, ambitions and desires for the sake of others. English strongly denounce injustice and wrongdoing, generously giving useful and effective advice to those around them. They accomplish goals quickly, their successes the result of hard work and intelligence. The Englishman never really relaxes - his heart and mind are always jumping. He is an introvert who rarely shows his feelings, stubborn in the extreme and knows what he wants. Frequently cynical, he is feared for his acid remarks. He gives the impression of looking systematically for faults in everything he touches. This is because he is the world's biggest pessimist and expects nothing out of life. They are respected for their views and trusted by all who come to know them. Englishmen find it difficult to adapt to change. They have a tendency to become wistful and nostalgic about the past. Whatever his career, it will have in him a spokesman whose ideas will be profound and often original. The three phases of the life of the English are all marred by uncertainty: anxious childhood, difficult youth, middle-age defeatist before the work is to be done, and an old-age full of regrets for not having done enough. Romantically, English gives the impression of being cold fish because they're anxious and doubt their own feelings as they do those of others. In fact, personal relationships for the English are the most important things in life.
Russia - Compatible with Austria, Denmark, and Spain The Russian is known for his quiet sincerity and purity. He is so honest that he feels guilty for the slightest error. He dislikes forcing himself on others or being the center of attention. The Russian is naive, innocent, confident, and defenseless. Powerless against hypocrisy, he will often crucify himself in an attempt to justify his actions. The Russian is a splendid companion. He doesn't say much, but when he does nothing can stop him until the subject's exhausted. The Russian is intellectual, a character with a great thirst for knowledge. However, his knowledge is only superficial. Russians in general are lucky but lazy. They may at times be considered somewhat cool and reserved because they don't usually allow emotion to cloud the issue. They are cheerful and love company and social life. The Russian will always do his duty with all the strength he is capable of. However, he will sometimes ponder for so long that he destroys his own case. Materially, the Russian will always have all the necessities of life, regardless of his chosen career. Though generally tolerant people, when absolutely backed into a corner, Russians can turn vicious. The first phase of the Russian's life will be relatively calm. During the second, every conceivable conjugal problem will be visited upon him. But whatever his troubles, the Russian, discreet and shy, will never ask anybody else for help and this may do him harm. In their love life, they may often be deceived, disappointed, made a fool of ... but also often loved. Settled with the right partner, they will enjoy happy and contented lives.