I remember this thread from back before I left the forums for a a long time, and I guess it died while I was gone. I thought it was fun, so I wanted to revive it.
First of all, we need to pretend were making up a cheat to find Mew or something. Each poster has to post a step on this fake cheat we're making up, and you can make it as weird as you want. I shall start.
To obtain Mew, you must talk to the professor 5,000 times. He will then teleport you to Saints Row 4, where people are eating Squirtles. In there you must... (you continue it and say whatever you want, as long as it doesn't break the forum rules)