Thread: Make Assumptions About the Person BELOW you

Nope

V Goes to church

I do and have to, Confirmation :S
V Likes friendly friends

Yeah, more than unfriendly ones. Who doesn't?

V Likes perfect apples

Big apples with laser beam eyes. Preferrably from the moon.

Wishes they sold more tank tops with revealing cuts.

I'm not really concerned.

V Owns any book in the Uncle John's Bathroom Reader series

I hardly own any real books, much less any I've never heard of. Comics ftw.

Has played with their father's cigar and set the carpet on fire.

None of my parents smoke, nor do any of my uncles, and aunts.

V Is a healthy fellow

True, I've not been a victim of the common cold in nearly half a decade.

Is probably not as lucky as myself.

Maybe. How lucky are you?

V Knows a place called Lucknow

Nope. As for the lucky thing, I practically never brushed my teeth between 2005 and 7 and never had one cavity. Also, most of my teeth are straight with no history of having had braces.

Might've forced his parents to cash in on their teeth through dental appointments.

No. Even though my teeth are a train wreck.

V Is a brony.

I will never assimilate into a group so called the "Bronies"

V Is an anti Brony

I don't know how to respond :/
V Wears their hair in a ponytail

Most of the time, no. Gets annoying.

among V's favorite desserts is ice cream

Yeah, but there's also cookies and milk.

V's parents are still married (hopefully).