Thread: ITT You tell the above poster why their favorite Pokemon sucks.

Bayleaf... isn't that the name of a spice? Oh... that's so...ummm... original?

arcanine

It was booted out of being a REAL Legendary pokemon.

Vaporeon

You can evaporate it with a hair dryer, and it's got a gay mermaid tail stuck on its waist.

Ariados.

Its colors don't match with what it evolved from.

Typhlosion again. Last one didn't count because the argument sucked.
-Typhlosion isn't red.
-Feraligator can kiss my Typhlosion's ass. Which is why I owned Silver on the first try at the last battle.

The cool fire mullet its preevolved form had is gone, and the one flame it has moved all the way from beneath its ass. Better than Feraligatr and Meganium, though.

Stunky.

stinks too much

Butterfree

Gay, purple, and violates the law of insects having 6 limbs.

Manaphy.

Shouldn't be a legendary.

Scizor

whoopy doo, a bug with claws, go get a big ant.

mew

Even when shiny, it looks really girly.

Electivire.

Owned by the two gayest characters in Pokemon history, and looks like a really bad hairday for a Electabuzz + Chansey offspring.

Dunsparce.

its a bee that has dirt. WTH

Shedinja

One word... or two: ONE HP

And its ability gets abused by those cheater fags who put it on Spiritomb, all the time.

Dialga.

It moves time like the smallest girliest pokemon celebi.

pikachu

Simple. Ass has it abuse some attack following a Thunderbolt in each of the 6,700 fucking episodes they're in.

Farfetch'd.