Have you ever forgotten to ask a question in this thread?

Have you ever forgotten to ask a question in this thread?
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
Yes, but I edited it as soon as I can.
Have you ever gone inactive in this forum for a year?
Well, I’ll stay close without the sleep
My broken heart is yours to keep
So pull out the puzzle and every piece
While I take all the gain
Nope and probably won't be
Have you ever thought lightning might struck your umbrella?
Nope.
Have you ever fell down from a chimney?
Well, I’ll stay close without the sleep
My broken heart is yours to keep
So pull out the puzzle and every piece
While I take all the gain
No...
Have you ever jumped from the second floor and survived without a scratch?
Yes. I think I did. Survived with a bruise, though.
Have you ever tripped someone and caused some serious, serious injury to that person?
Well, I’ll stay close without the sleep
My broken heart is yours to keep
So pull out the puzzle and every piece
While I take all the gain
No.
Have you ever eaten a wild berry, and found out later it was poisonous?
I don't eat wild berries.
Have you ever spoke out your mind without thinking, and later you really regretted that?
Well, I’ll stay close without the sleep
My broken heart is yours to keep
So pull out the puzzle and every piece
While I take all the gain
Many times 0.o
Have you ever done something that had costed another person dearly?
Currently, the answer is no until the question is more specific.
Have you ever slapped someone suffering from nostalgia filter?
Why would I?
Have you ever thrown your computer down an elevator shaft?
Nope.avi
Have you ever drank your own urine?
Never again.
Have you ever eaten your own feces?
Over my dead body
Have you ever shot a chicken?
Well, I’ll stay close without the sleep
My broken heart is yours to keep
So pull out the puzzle and every piece
While I take all the gain
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