Nope, I'm deadly afraid of 'em.
Have you ever broken any bones?
Nope, I'm deadly afraid of 'em.
Have you ever broken any bones?

No, but I almost broke my neck once.
Have you ever seen Elvis within the last five years?
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
Yes. A picture of him.
Have you ever baked a cake?
Well, I’ll stay close without the sleep
My broken heart is yours to keep
So pull out the puzzle and every piece
While I take all the gain
Yes, and it was delicious.
Have you ever kicked a bully's ass?
I don't have a Girlfriend, ATM.
Have you ever demanded pancakes?
Yep. Know the Universal Studios theme park on Singapore? Rode almost all the roller coasters there.
Have you ever wished for something impossible and it happened?
Well, I’ll stay close without the sleep
My broken heart is yours to keep
So pull out the puzzle and every piece
While I take all the gain
Yes, I wished my sister would shut up, Now I get a 2 month break from her.
Have you ever met a Breeding Bull?
I suppose not.
Have you ever deliberately scarred yourself?
Well, I’ll stay close without the sleep
My broken heart is yours to keep
So pull out the puzzle and every piece
While I take all the gain
I'm not emo.
Have you ever went to the Breeding Bull's house on the cape?
The what?
Have you ever thought you were going to die?
Yes, when my tonsils swelled up and I couldn't eat or drink.
Have you ever slapped a girl and told her to go back to the kitchen?
Yes, jokingly. This actually happens quite frequently.
Have you ever said something really dirty around a teacher or parent?
My official Black 2 team.
Some days it's a good day to die. Other times it's just a good day to have breakfast.
Yes, yes I have.
Have you ever a celebrity?
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