Have You Ever?

Yes. That's how I got a scar under my left cheek.

Have you ever burned something precious to you when you were little?

Nope.

Have you ever been to the land before time?

I go on vacation there 2 weeks each year.

Have you ever been to another country?

Of course.

Have you ever shot a bullet?

Yes, England.

Have you ever been banned from this website(for at least two days)?

Never :P

Have you ever seen a monkey explode?

Not yet. Have to find a game about monkeys exploding.

Have you ever mixed everything liquid you see into one, and drank it?

What do think I do when I'm bored and thirsty?

Have you ever had a near death experience?

Kind of, I wasn't THAT close to death, but I could have died

Have you ever cried while watching a movie?

Yes, notably the Garden of Fireflies Japanese movie I forgot the real title. It's quite old.

Have you ever slipped through a banana peel?

Yes.

Have you ever made someone cry?

Of course. My little brother.

Have you ever won in a tournament and received an award?

3rd place, if that counts.

Have you ever Falcon Punched somebody?

Nope

Have you ever been stuck in traffic for more than an hour?

Yeah

Have you ever intimidated someone by pulling a BB gun and pointing it at their face?