Have You Ever?

Nope.

Have you ever wanted to write a book, but was too lazy to do it?

Twice(if you count comics)

Have you ever seen an UFO?

NOPE

Have you ever thought you were an alien

Once, while I was sick with a head injury...

Have you ever been on TV?

I don't think so.

Have you ever seen a snake bite someone?

Yes, me!(It was a love bite from my cousin's Ball Python, that thing is so affectionate...)

Have you ever believed in astral projection?

I've never seen it, so not really.

Have you ever seen a ghost?

Yeah.

Have you ever hallucinated off your ballsack even though you weren't on any drugs?

Er, no?

Have you ever wanted to be an astronaut?

Yeah.


Have you ever made a functioning bomb?

Nope - though I once microwaved an egg and it functioned like a bomb - no one got hurt, thank god.

Have you ever microwaved some ice-cream?

yes

Have you ever been chased by a dog?

No.

Have you ever wrestled a dog with your bare hands?

Nope

Have you ever captured a squirrel with your bare hands?

Nope, sounds dangerous.

Have you ever driven a combine harvester?