
You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
Last edited by Master Simm; 17th March 2013 at 05:18 AM.

Idiot Hair - Television Tropes & Idioms (No offense)

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Let's Dance - Television Tropes & Idioms
Judging by your signature.
Last edited by Berrenta; 17th March 2013 at 07:09 PM.
Black FC: 2967 3488 1506 Black 2 FC: 0519 6117 0349
Claims (Pokémon): Nidoqueen, Razor Claw, Hondew Berry, Fiery Dance, Limber
Claims (other): Palutena (Kid Icarus) and Lucina (Fire Emblem Awakening)

Black FC: 2967 3488 1506 Black 2 FC: 0519 6117 0349
Claims (Pokémon): Nidoqueen, Razor Claw, Hondew Berry, Fiery Dance, Limber
Claims (other): Palutena (Kid Icarus) and Lucina (Fire Emblem Awakening)


You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
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