

You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

Red Oni, Blue Oni - Television Tropes & Idioms
Specifically the blue half.
Who is this git?
Black FC: 2967 3488 1506 Black 2 FC: 0519 6117 0349
Claims (Pokémon): Nidoqueen, Razor Claw, Hondew Berry, Fiery Dance, Limber
Claims (other): Palutena (Kid Icarus) and Lucina (Fire Emblem Awakening)

You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.

You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.


Remember the New Guy.
Trust me, suits you exactly.

You Might Be A Redneck If...
You think The Nutcracker is something you did off the high dive.
You've ever smuggled food out of an all-you-can-eat buffet.
The original color of your carpet is an unsolved mystery.
You've had more court dates than second dates.
The closest you've come to royalty is eating at Burger King.
You've ever stared at a carton of orange juice because it said "concentrate."
You think a quarterhorse is that ride in front of K-Mart.
Black FC: 2967 3488 1506 Black 2 FC: 0519 6117 0349
Claims (Pokémon): Nidoqueen, Razor Claw, Hondew Berry, Fiery Dance, Limber
Claims (other): Palutena (Kid Icarus) and Lucina (Fire Emblem Awakening)

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