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    Default Re: Dad, there's something I have to tell you...

    You woke up the entire block! Can't you do something similar without disturbing our neighbors!?

    Dad, there's something I have to tell you. I'm bored.
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    Default Re: Dad, there's something I have to tell you...

    Find Wittle kiku and do the same thing i did to him with the Saturn. Its funny!

    Dad, why is most of the female cast on Yugioh so annoying?

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    If you want to know what annoying really sounds like, you can go visit the little kids at the playground.

    Dad, there's something I have to tell you. The hamster dance is too cute. o_O
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    FOR THE LAST TIME! WE ARE NOT GETTING A KIA!!!!

    Dad, i drove around town with Wittle Pit stuck on the bumper of my Saturn with the horn stuck on and gave him to say the least on heck of a headache

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    No wonder Palutena's targeting our house! You'd better pay up for it so she won't lash out at us!

    Dad, I found a Canadian dollar on the sidewalk.
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    Default Re: Dad, there's something I have to tell you...

    A dollar from WHERE? Never heard of that place


    Dad, i took wittle Marthy and Roy and stamped them into the front quarterpanels of that Buick heading strait into that solid steel reinforced concreat barrier at 90 miles per hour

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    Is the car ok?
    Dad, I had an affair with a chibi.
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    well you are on your own now...

    Dad, i took Dark Pit and turned him into a Timken Bearing

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    (Has no idea what his kid is talking about)
    Dad, get off me you'er crushing my cigarettes.
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    Default Re: Dad, there's something I have to tell you...

    How else am I gonna tell ya to kick your smoking habit?

    Dad, someone drove your car in our pool.
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    I know that's what get for having an affair with the cleaning lady. Mom did it.
    Dad, I am fat.
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    Default Re: Dad, there's something I have to tell you...

    You think I couldn't tell just by looking at you?! Sheesh, you must be dumb, too!
    Dad, I was the one who fed our cat cement.

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    Default Re: Dad, there's something I have to tell you...

    But son...we never had a cat.

    Dad, I shot the sheriff. And the deputy.

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    Default Re: Dad, there's something I have to tell you...

    ok now go make a song about it

    Dad , i was being irresponcible with molten steel

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    Default Re: Dad, there's something I have to tell you...

    See now I have to pay for your plastic surgery you really need to stop having expensive accidents.
    Dad there is a chibi chasing me.
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