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    Default Re: Dad, there's something I have to tell you...

    doesn't everyone?
    mom there's something i have to ask you
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    Default Re: Dad, there's something I have to tell you...

    I didn't want to frighten you, so I had to keep it secret.

    Dad, there's something I have to tell you. Youngster Joey keeps boasting about his Rattata to me even after I unfriended him.
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    Default Re: Dad, there's something I have to tell you...

    kill him then!
    dad, how come my mom is a toilet?
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    Man up, boy! Your mom will figure her own way out.

    Dad, there's something I have to tell you. I failed all my subjects.

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    Sun, tharts y u nedd 2 doo gud in skool unlikes me

    Dad theres something i need to tell you

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    Default Re: Dad, there's something I have to tell you...

    Shut up and clean the dishes while I screw your mom, you worthless bastard!

    She said she was 18.

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    Default Re: Dad, there's something I have to tell you...

    Go find a girlfriend who is really around that age. Who you were dating is probably lying about her age.

    Dad, there's something I have to tell you. Mom's watching another chick flick, and I hate them!
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    go tell her that a new j.k. rowling book is out called "the casual vacancy" it'll get her attention!
    dad, i hate curse words.
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    Default Re: Dad, there's something I have to tell you...

    ...then go f*** yourself.
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    Default Re: Dad, there's something I have to tell you...

    Rather than poop in front of me, I guess...

    Dad, there's something I have to tell you, I am your father!

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    You messed with the Delorean again, didn't you?

    Dad, there's something I have to tell you;...You are my aunt.
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    Default Re: Dad, there's something I have to tell you...

    Well... I guess I'll have to explain some gender confusion and incest...

    Mom, there's something I have to tell you... I'm straight.
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    Sigh... kids these days...

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    Default Re: Dad, there's something I have to tell you...

    no i'm a swordsman!
    mom, why is this sparta?
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    Default Re: Dad, there's something I have to tell you...

    Stop asking me dumb questions and do your chores.

    Dad, there's something I have to tell you. I'm mom.

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