Thread: Dad, there's something I have to tell you...

Didn't they say they'd bring all the 30 Tauros instead? A stampede would put up a better fight against Reshiram...

Dad, there's something I have to tell you. I joined Team Rocket.

Do you mean that you like your real father more than me?
(Based on the fact that most headcanons state that EVERY X character is Giovanni's son/daughter...)

Dad, I saw you on Youtube dancing a Harlem Shake.

That wasn't me! I swear! Your eyes are fooling you!

Dad, the batteries of our remote control died, and we're out of batteries.

Use your Magnezone's Discharge!

Dad, Pokemon are real.

C'mon son, we're going on a journey.

Dad, there's, uh, a pair of squirrels outside doing...um...weird things.

C'mon son, they are just Bidoofs. Remember, Poke are real!

Dad, I found a fan of a Suicune fan.

Did you now? We must go deeper.

Dad, Missingno. stole my lunch money!

You get 99 Rare Candies for Lunch!

Dad, Giovanni opened a Facebook profile.

*Liked*

Dad, I let Ike kick Marth in the back and laughed at him

Good job! I never liked Marth.

Dad, I'm marrying N.

N, aka no one!

Dad, I am a card. I have no dad.

So I assume you figured out you were adopted on your own?

Dad, I can't get the song Bad Apple out of my head. Now everything I draw must be in monochrome silhouettes... WHAT DO I DO?!

Make me a Silent Hill version of it.

Mom, there's something I have to tell you. I tried so hard and got so far, but in the end, it didn't even matter.

I'm not your Mom, that's why it didn't matter!

Dad, Ash and Trip had to battle at the very first rounf at the Unova League!

This oughta be good...

Dad, Mom just bought a new car.