Now you'll have to get me something else for my birthday.
Mom, there's something I need to tell you. I broke the dam.
That explains the story of Noah and his large ship
Dad, I got kicked at the Pokemon World Tournament for the millionth time
the lesson is Never Try
dad, I went to California, took the catalytic converter off my truck and just revved the engine in front of a car lot full of priuses
Tch, who would drive a Prius anyways? Don't they know DeLoreans are awesome?
Mom, there's something I have to tell you. It's so far past my bedtime, I never woke up yesterday, and it's... 8:42 PM tonight. Also, my extremely high and perfectly-timed repeated and alternating coffee-Rockstar intake has totally screwed up my bodily systems.
Friend Code: 4554-0298-0399. Friend Safari: Emolga, Stunfisk, Manectric.
ARRGGH! I'm not yer mom ye scurvy scallwag! Walk the plank!
Dad, I have to scrub the poop deck.
Granted, you fall of the ship. Oops! Wrong thread!
(It doesn't make sense... in context...)
Mom, I'm your Dad!
Oh, not again. Quickly! Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!
Dad, there's something I have to tell you. I broke the fourth wall.
Credit to HikaruIzumi for the awesome avatar!
The audience won't like like this...
Dad, I just bought Black version and it rocks.
Too bad I bought White and it papers! I win!
Dad, I bought Black 2 and it scizzors!
Then what about White 2? Does it referees?
Dad, there's something I have to tell you. The cake is a lie.
X/3DS FC: 1289 8751 6620 In-game name: Karen
Claims: Nidoqueen, Mawilite, Hondew Berry, Fiery Dance, Flower Veil, Luke Triton (Professor Layton), Naoto Shirogane (Persona 4), Hint Coin (Professor Layton), Pandora Claws (Kid Icarus Uprising), Speedwing (Fire Emblem)
Skyworld Warriors, a Kid Icarus fan club
Friend Safari: Poison (Kakuna, Swalot, Whirlipede)
I'm disowning you for spouting tired, dead memes.
Dad, my sandwich trid to explode
You're grounded for misspelling the word "tried".
dad,i herd u liek mudkipz.
banner credit to caprizant
Yes. but smugleaf is more awesome
Dad, they are getting rid of Ash and replacing him with Cameron
About darn time they clean out the wood stove,Is Cameron your new girlfriend or something,son?
Daddy!!! Mommy told me she doesn't love you anymore!!
Did she ever love me?
THIS IS A SPOILER!