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    Now you'll have to get me something else for my birthday.

    Mom, there's something I need to tell you. I broke the dam.

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    That explains the story of Noah and his large ship

    Dad, I got kicked at the Pokemon World Tournament for the millionth time

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    the lesson is Never Try

    dad, I went to California, took the catalytic converter off my truck and just revved the engine in front of a car lot full of priuses

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    Tch, who would drive a Prius anyways? Don't they know DeLoreans are awesome?

    Mom, there's something I have to tell you. It's so far past my bedtime, I never woke up yesterday, and it's... 8:42 PM tonight. Also, my extremely high and perfectly-timed repeated and alternating coffee-Rockstar intake has totally screwed up my bodily systems.

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    ARRGGH! I'm not yer mom ye scurvy scallwag! Walk the plank!

    Dad, I have to scrub the poop deck.
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    Granted, you fall of the ship. Oops! Wrong thread!
    (It doesn't make sense... in context...)

    Mom, I'm your Dad!

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    Oh, not again. Quickly! Reverse the polarity of the neutron flow!

    Dad, there's something I have to tell you. I broke the fourth wall.

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    The audience won't like like this...

    Dad, I just bought Black version and it rocks.

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    Too bad I bought White and it papers! I win!

    Dad, I bought Black 2 and it scizzors!

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    Then what about White 2? Does it referees?

    Dad, there's something I have to tell you. The cake is a lie.
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    I'm disowning you for spouting tired, dead memes.

    Dad, my sandwich trid to explode
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    You're grounded for misspelling the word "tried".
    dad,i herd u liek mudkipz.
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    Yes. but smugleaf is more awesome

    Dad, they are getting rid of Ash and replacing him with Cameron

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    About darn time they clean out the wood stove,Is Cameron your new girlfriend or something,son?

    Daddy!!! Mommy told me she doesn't love you anymore!!


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    Did she ever love me?


    THIS IS A SPOILER!

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