Thread: Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted. The Borg are called 'Russia'.

I wish I were extremely skillful.

Granted. Because you didn't specify skills, you are now exceptionally talented at trivial and pointless skills, and fail at basic essentials.

I wish Whose Line Is It Anyway would come back.

Granted but the show doesn't come on in Texas

i wish i had a pet kitten.

Granted, but you are now allergic to it.

I wish I could travel the world...

Granted, but the world is now reduced to the size of your city.

I wish my cat would stop being the spawn of Satan.

Granted, now its Satan himself.

I wish Ash's Charizard would return. (this could be akward...)

Granted. Once it returns, it would return to being disobedient. So much, in fact, that it destroys everything with Flamethrower, and it manages to kill a lot of characters and some staff in the process, thus discontinuing the show.

I wish Iris's Axew would finally evolve.

Granted, but it's no longer Iris's.

I wish I was at school to turn some acrylic on a lathe.

Granted, but now you are a magical girl.

I wish I had a thousand cats.

Granted but they're ugly, smelly, disease ridden and hate your guts.

I wish I had a sandwich.

Granted. Here's expired meat, cheese, and other fixings on moldy bread.

I wish I could disco.

Granted but you must wear the most tacky disco stu outfit in the world to dance.

I wish I had a lightsaber.

Granted, but it's broken and sparks fly out of it.

I wish for a trillion healthy nice perfect cats.

Granted. Now you're allergic to cats.

I wish I had a pizza.

Granted, but it's a putrid, disgusting, rotten pizza that has been run over by a car.

I wish I was no longer allergic to cats.