Thread: Corrupt a Wish v2

You get to see him, in his coffin. (Sorry!)

I wish for high-speed internet.

Granted, it's so fast that you skip two pages when you only click once

I wish I had an epic awesome boyfriend

Originally Posted by Harv13

You get to see him, in his coffin. (Sorry!)

Dude,Chuck norris is immortal

Granted, But he is a wanted criminal
I want to have the powers of chuck norris

Granted, but you go Herakles and murder your loved ones with your new powers.

I wish I had the best of luck.

Granted but your children will be always unlucky and also your grandchildren cycle goes on
I want to have an AK 47

Granted, but you pack it when you decide to holiday in England and you're arrested and have it taken.

I wish I could meet the Sinnoh Gym Leaders

Granted but they hate you and use there pokemon to murder you
I want a giant battleship

Granted, but it sinks in the middle of the ocean and you go down with it.

I wish Bowser would stop kidnapping Peach

Granted but they hate you and use there pokemon to murder you
I want a giant battleship

Granted, and its only a model.

I wish for good things to happen.

Granted, but after you die, all the bad things are released and torment the world for centuries to come.

I wish Peach would kidnap Bowser.

Granted, but Bowser is Mario in disguise.

I wish this "wooper gangnam style" will be popular.

Granted, it's popular for one second.

I wish I had a 20 inch TV.

Granted, but it can only ever recieve a grainy black and white picture.

I wish I had a supercar.

Granted, but it leaves you in crippling debt and you commit suicide in despair

I wish that I could spend less time on forums when I should be studying