Thread: Corrupt a Wish v2

Granted, but since they had to put the movie together so fast, it turned out to be a pile of crap.

I wish that Transformers 4 won't suck.

Granted, *4 years later.* Wow, that new Transformers movie really blowed.

I wish for my game to be sucessful.

Granted, but you're the one everyone kidnaps from each other.

I wish I had Ho-hos.

Granted, Oh, wait- That's a stripper.

I wish I was a puppy.

Granted. You are abandoned and either die of starvation or get run over.

I wish Pokemon were real!

Granted, but then they turn on humans and kill off our species. *Nice going RuBoo!*

I wish that I had someone to play Left 4 Dead 2 with.

Granted, but they let all of the specials kill you.

I wish that I was less lazy.

Granted, you are too busy to log on to bmgf.net

I wish the boy in my theme was real XDD

Granted. He's a complete jackass of the highest order.

I wish I wasn't paranoid.

Granted, Now your Schizophrenic.

I wish that Platinum would be worth more than Gold again.

Granted, but now it is so absurdly expensive that no one can afford it.

I wish I was better at math.

Granted, but then your English fails

I wish I were more cute

Granted, all the other people in the world disappear as well.

I wish to be tax free.

Granted, but you are only tax free in Canada.

I wish I could visit South Korea.

Granted, but you are grounded for life and never allowed to get out of your country.

I wish for a pretty pink pony.